Are there two gaping holes in your neck trickling blood? Do you suddenly have a strong hatred of garlic? Does the thought of sleeping in a coffin inside of a dark cave come across as appealing to you? Well, there is some good news and some bad news in your future. The bad news is that you might be a vampire. The good news is, YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE!

You have just gained immortality, incredible strength, the ability to turn into a bat and your sexual prowess is now off the charts!

On the other hand, maybe you’ve just been bitten on the neck by a spider, have an allergy to garlic and don’t like intense light in your eyes. Maybe you’re human after all. But how do you know for sure? Well according to vampirewebsite.net, here is a list of questions and facts you should review to find out if you are a real vampire or not.

1. Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self-taught or self-realized?

2. Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong?

3. A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron when in the form of blood.

If any of these seem to ring true, you might seek some help. Being a vampire is nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a new lifestyle you have to adapt to. For more information or for further testing, visit the brilliant writing of Steve Leighton at vampirewebsite.net.