How To Know If You Are A Real Vampire


are u vampAre there two gaping holes in your neck trickling blood? Do you suddenly have a strong hatred of garlic? Does the thought of sleeping in a coffin inside of a dark cave come across as appealing to you? Well, there is some good news and some bad news in your future. The bad news is that you might be a vampire. The good news is, YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE!

You have just gained immortality, incredible strength, the ability to turn into a bat and your sexual prowess is now off the charts!

On the other hand, maybe you’ve just been bitten on the neck by a spider, have an allergy to garlic and don’t like intense light in your eyes. Maybe you’re human after all. But how do you know for sure? Well according to, here is a list of questions and facts you should review to find out if you are a real vampire or not.

1. Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self-taught or self-realized?

2. Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong?

3. A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron when in the form of blood.

If any of these seem to ring true, you might seek some help. Being a vampire is nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a new lifestyle you have to adapt to. For more information or for further testing, visit the brilliant writing of Steve Leighton at

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