Fictional First Lines Can Be Unforgettable

By Katherine Sharma

TS Novel First Lines-480219163cropThe first line of a fiction novel is so important that the most famous are instantly recognized:

“Call me Ishmael.” (Moby-Dick by Herman Melville)

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…” (A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens)

“Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”(Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy)

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” (Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen)

My son and husband just love the new sci-fi hit The Martian by Andy Weir, about an astronaut stranded on Mars; it begins with “I’m pretty much f–d.” Memorable first lines grab the reader’s interest, introduce the style or voice of the novel, and create expectations that the author will satisfy or confound. Many stock opening words set the scene, but the best go way beyond “It was a dark and stormy night.”

Consider how George Orwell’s initially standard start to his novel 1984 is disturbingly transformed by the last word: “It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” Some first lines hook the reader immediately by jumping right into action, as in Toni Morrison’s Paradise: “They shoot the white girl first.”

Other fiction openers present a thesis or opinion before moving forward, beginning with a statement that engages or challenges the reader’s experience and that grows in impact by the novel’s last words. Austen and Tolstoy succeeded in the examples above. First lines also can draw in readers with suspense–about what will be revealed about events (The Martian), or about the narrator as in Albert Camus’ The Stranger (“Mother died today.”), or about both as in Kurt Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five (“All this happened, more or less.”) Test yourself on how many first lines are etched in your memory with this quiz courtesy of The Christian Science Monitor: http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/2014/0612/Famous-opening-lines-Take-our-literature-quiz/Question-110

ABOUT  KATHERINE SHARMA

Katherine Sharma’s family roots are in Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas. But after her early childhood in Texas, she has moved around the country and lived in seven other states, from Virginia to Hawaii. She currently resides in California with her husband and three children. She has also traveled extensively in Europe, Africa and Asia, and makes regular visits to family in India. After receiving her bachelor’s degree. in economics and her master’s degree in journalism from the University of Michigan, Katherine worked as a newspaper and magazine writer and editor for more than 15 years. She then shifted into management and marketing roles for firms in industries ranging from outdoor recreation to insurance to direct marketing. Although Katherine still works as a marketing consultant, she is now focused on creative writing.

If Real-Life Dates Were Like The Bachelor

 

TS Bachelor 450442621cropBy Cassie Ciopryna

Getting yourself back out there in the dating world might suck. But hey, at least you’re not on ABC’s The Bachelor. Your dates could be like this:

You’d have to come up with a witty/cheesy/cringe-worthy pick-up line upon first meeting. “Hi, I’m Suzie and I know you’re a pastry chef. I wanted to say you can ice my buns anytime!” *wink* STOP SUZIE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

You know who this guy is, and that at least 20+ other girls are also having their first “date” with him the same night as you.

You’d have to wear a cocktail dress for your first date.

You hope to get a rose at the end for assurance that he likes you. I mean, a rose? At least make it a sexy flower like a Gloriosa daisy.

You watched him fall in love (most likely) with the last Bachelorette, AKA his “ex,” and loved how he treated her so much you just HAD to get your chance to date him, too. For about 3 minutes until another girl “steals him.” Is this prom? Am I back in high school? Can’t talk to my date anyway so I’ll just get drunk on Pinot while lookin’ like a princess. Wait! Actually, this might not be a bad idea.

If you get said-rose at the end of the date, you know – and live with – all the women he is simultaneously dating. This is basically the same as multiple wives. Which, let’s face it, is weird and gross.

TS Couple Standing-532773205If you don’t get said-rose at the end of date, you drunk-cry in public.

Your whole office of co-workers knows the next day that you had a date that didn’t end well.

Cat-fighting and flirting on repeat is exhausting. And you can’t even go home to your own bed.

Your allotted date time is so short, you have to look for signals, messages and signs of interest like a crazy person. It’s a weird game of what you can discover in 4 minutes and then replay over 4 days’ worth of time.

So suck it up and get out there! It doesn’t seem painful at all now, does it?

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Thumbs Up! From Good Books To Good Movies

 

Last week we wrote about Good gone girlcropBooks that were turned into Bad Movies. It can be so disappointing when a story you love is lost in translation when it is told on the big screen. But all hope is not lost. Sometimes good books can actually become good movies. They may be different because of what has to be left out for a two-hour movie. Rarely, but sometimes, they may turn out even better than the book! Here is a list of some of our favorite Good Books Translated To Good Movies:

  1. Gone Girl

Gone Girl was #1 on the New York Times Hardcover Fiction Bestseller list for eight weeks. It was also twenty-six weeks on National Public Radio’s hardcover fiction bestseller list. Even though some liberties were taken with a few plot changes and a couple of missing characters, David Fincher creates a moody, meticulously crafted thriller that straddles the divide between genre and art. It also helps that Gone Girl author, Gillian Flynn, wrote the screenplay.

  1. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Winner of eleven Academy Awards in 2003, including Best Picture, Lord of the Rings might have been even better than the book.  Not only has Jackson boldly and faithfully brought J.R.R. Tolkien’s world to life, he’s created the most epic and sweeping fantasy adventure of all time.

  1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The third book in the series was pretty great, but the movie went above and beyond expectations.  Alfonso Cuaron (director of Gravity and Children of Men) perfectly illuminated this wonderful novel of fantasy and intrigue. Nominated for two Academy Awards, this fantastic film remains one of the, if not the best in the entire Harry Potter series.

  1. The Shawshank Redemption

The novella, Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, was written by Stephen King in the 1982 collection, Different Seasons. There are, of course, slight nuances and variations in the film from the book, but overall the book is an incredibly enjoyable read—and the film version is nearly flawless. Nominated for seven Academy Awards in 1994, including Best Picture, and voted #1 movie of all time by users on IMDB since 2008.

  1. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Stieg Larsson’s novel was released to great acclaim in Sweden and won Sweden’s Glass Key Award in 2006 for best crime novel of the year. It also won the 2008 Boeke Prize, and in 2009 the Galaxy British Book Awards for Books Direct Crime Thriller of the Year, and the prestigious Anthony Award for Best First Novel. It debuted at #4 on the New York Times Best Seller List. The first of two film adaptations — the Swedish film, starring Noomi Rapace was critically acclaimed. Then David Fincher tried his hand at the American adaptation starring Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig. While also a successful film, it lacked the raw grittiness and gripping performance that Rapace delivered.

 

Anne Rice Adds All the Spice to Beauty’s Kingdom

 

Before there was Fifty Shades of beautys kingdomGrey, there was an erotic trilogy written by the then “queen of the vampire novel” – Anne Rice . Now, twenty years later, Rice is back with the fourth book in her Sleeping Beauty series – Beauty’s Kingdom.

Twenty years ago, at the end of Rice’s original trilogy, Princess Beauty rode off into the sunset with Prince Laurent, and two former pleasure slaves were finally free to choose each other. Now, in the kingdom of Bellavalten, the old regime of erotic slavery is seemingly at its end after its queen and crown prince perish at sea. At the urging of old friends and lovers from their days of captivity, King Laurent and Queen Beauty return to Bellavalten to take the throne and usher in a golden age of erotic servitude.

Fifty Shades of Grey changed everything,” says Rice in an Amazon Book Review article. “Women are out of the closet as sexual beings in a new way. Women were not only reading erotica but writing it.” As a result, “The Sleeping Beauty Trilogy has experienced a renaissance. The trilogy went mainstream. Readership greatly increased. And I found myself thinking about a new book—a new opportunity to take my characters forward, improving and refining their fantasy world for my readers. Beauty’s Kingdom was soon born, making the trilogy into a quartet,” Rice says.

According to Publisher’s Weekly, Beauty’s Kingdom is a delightful, immersive read, all at once playful, campy, explicit, erotic, and provocative.”

Born and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana, Anne Rice is one of the bestselling authors of all time, perhaps best known for her popular and influential series of novels, The Vampire Chronicles, revolving around the central character of Lestat.

In addition to her vampire novels, Rice has authored books in the series New Tales of the VampiresLives of the Mayfair WitchesChrist the LordSongs of the SeraphinThe Wolf Gift Chronicles, several miscellaneous novels, etc. Her erotic fiction, the Sleeping Beauty series, written under the pseudonym A.N. Roquelaure, includes The Claiming of Sleeping BeautyBeauty’s PunishmentBeauty’s Release, and the latest published this week (April 21, 2015), Beauty’s Kingdom.

Beauty’s Kingdom was selected by Amazon editors as one of their “Best Books of the Month.” However, Ann Rice isn’t the only one who writes vampire fiction. If you love vampires, we know you’ll love one of our favorite handsome and totally hot immortal – ARIS. For more great reads, check out  The Infinity Diaries Series!

 

The Avengers Are Back!

 

The summer heat starts May 1st! Our avengersfavorite group of hunky heroes have come back to face their most daunting villain to date. Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow square off against Ultron, a genocidal artificial intelligence designed to protect the world—played by James Spader.

The film is expected to surpass the $1.56 billion that the original Avengers movie took in, and a big reason why is all the eye candy up on the screen. Chris Hemsworth’s muscles have gotten even bigger, Robert Downey Jr.’s charm is even flashier, and Chris Evan’s patriotism has even more red, white, and blue. We can’t wait to watch this dream team don the spandex and kick some butt!

Watch the trailer below for a little sneak peak!

When Good Books Turn Into Bad Movies

We’ve all had that wonderful
davinci codeexperience reading a book–you know the one where we can’t help but dream of seeing a story come to life on the big screen. “This would make the best movie!” we tell our friends, and we even consider actors we would love to see in the lead roles. Then something magical happens and some executive in Hollywood decides to echo your sentiment and greenlight the story for the silver screen.

The studio informs you that so and so has been cast as the lead role and you have mixed reactions. You’re nervous, but optimistic, and will hold back all judgement until you actually see the film.

Months of waiting (maybe even years) are over and you find yourself sitting in the dark movie theatre, anxiously awaiting the roller coaster of emotion you are about to go on. When suddenly, there is only a drop. A long, slow, boring, uninteresting drop, with no recovery in site. They’ve ruined your favorite book! How could they change the character/s so much? How could the ending be so completely different. . .and WRONG? Why does this movie suck so badly???

We’ve compiled a list of our top 5 Good Books that were cruelly turned into Bad Movies. If you haven’t seen any of these films, consider yourself lucky. We still hope that you will read the books because they are worth it. Besides, sometimes you just can’t beat a good book no matter how hard you try.

  1. The Scarlett Letter (1995, starring Demi Moore and Gary Oldman)

The 1995 film “freely adapted” from Nathaniel Hawthorne’s novel starring Demi Moore and Gary Oldman is frequently cited as the worst film adaptation of a classic book ever made. The movie was a box office bomb, a failure with critics, and even garnered some of those infamous Razzie awards for the most terrible movies of the year.

  1. Queen of the Damned (2002, starring Aaliyah and Robert Townsend)

Ann Rice fans couldn’t wait to see another vampire film after the success of Interview with the Vampire. What they got was a shock to their system more painful than a wooden stake through the heart. The Queen of the Damned fell flat on its face, mostly due to its terrible casting, a changed storyline, and terrible dialogue. This film is about as campy as they come. Add in the fact that star, Aaliyah died in a plane crash shortly after filming, and this movie is loaded with negative vibes.

  1. The Great Gatsby (2013, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire

Who thought it would be a great idea to include songs by Lana Del Rey and Jay Z to a film about the early 20th century? It’s like watching one giant music video that completely lacks the fire and intrigue created from the book. The visuals might have been impressive, but nothing beats the story you get on your own with the book.

  1. The Da Vinci Code (2006, starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou)

What makes Dan Brown’s novel a best seller is evidently not present in this dull and bloated movie adaptation. Anthony Lane of the New Yorker said, “The Catholic Church has nothing to fear from this film. It is not just tripe. It is self-evident, spirit-lowering tripe that could not conceivably cause a single member of the flock to turn aside from the faith.”

  1. Eat Pray Love (2010, starring Julia Roberts and Billy Crudup)

The scenery is nice to look at, and Julia Roberts is as luminous as ever, but without the spiritual and emotional weight of the book that inspired it, Eat Pray Love is too shallow to resonate. The film is mostly a bore; never giving us a compelling reason why its heroine does what she does, or how she became quite so tiresomely self- absorbed.

What are your thoughts? Agree with our list? Have your own you’d like to add? Leave us a comment below!

The Richest of Men

 

I was raised in a large, loving family; ThinkstockPhotos-503154329but, unfortunately, we were very poor. As a result, my dream was to marry a rich man, so that I could have everything I had to go without as a child.

However, love arrived before my rich man did. I was married and expecting a baby by the time I was sixteen. Dustin, my husband, was seventeen. He was a carpenter and worked for his father’s construction company. Every winter he was out of work, and it took all the money he made in good weather to get us caught up on our enormous stack of bills.

Many times we went cold and hungry. I started working when our baby was only ninteen months old, and even then, it took every penny we made to survive.

Everyone thought we were too young when we got married, and said it wouldn’t last, but we proved them wrong. We are living proof that all young marriages don’t have to end in divorce.

We’ve had more than our share of rough times, and there were many days we could have given up; but all the bad times only brought us closer. We weanted to be there for each other.

Next month we weill celebrate our eight anniversary. Sometimes I wonder how we had the strength and determination to solve all our problems, but when I look at Dustin, I realize that I truly did marry a rich man–rich in love, tenderness, and support. That worht more to me than any amount of money. I’ll never trade what I’ve got for any kind of material wealth.

Who says you can’t live on love? Certainly not me!

Submitted by Crystal B. from Tulsa, OK

Previous submissions can be found here on How I Know I’m In Love

How do you know that this crazy, wonderful feeling is the real thing? Share your experience with others. Tell us in 300 words or less. Send your submissions to trulovebooks@gmail.com and we’ll go over each submission. If we select yours, we’ll feature right here on our site and we’ll send you a free romance e-book!

A Friend in Need

I’m in love with a man named Randy. He is not physcially attractive, but he ThinkstockPhotos-485166405has shown me that it is what’s inside a person that is so important. I always thought that looks were the most important thing–until I met Randy! He has taught me to accept the things I can’t change, and to make the best of them.

I have also always been the type who worries about what everyone else thinks. But Randy isn’t. He loves me for myself, not only for what I try to be; and he makes me feel like a queen inside. It’s all right for me to make mistakes, and Randy helps me learn from them.

When I’m feeling down and depressed, he makes me see the good things in myself, not just the bad; and when I am hurting, he hurts, too. He makes it so easy for me to share my thoughts that, even if they are bad, I can face them with his help.

But one of the most important parts of our relationship is a true friendship tha tmakes our love grow. He is a friend when I am in need, and I feel he is the only person I could live with forever. I trust him with my life, my love, and my heart–and believe me, that’s a secure, loving feeling I’ve never had before. This is how I know I’m in love.

Submitted by Rebecca C. from Claremont, CA

Previous submissions can be found here on How I Know I’m In Love

The Telltale Clues of a Doomed Relationship

By Katherine Sharma

ThinkstockPhotos-158987240 Bad RelationshipIn adult gatherings, the demise of a marriage or long-term romantic relationship is a common topic. There may be revelations about physical abuse, affairs and addictions. However, sometimes, like the murderer in the news whom everyone describes as a “good son” or a “great neighbor,” these relationship deaths take people by surprise.

Do doomed relationships really leave so few clues? Of course not. We just aren’t paying close attention to other people’s interactions–or at least not paying attention to what counts. According to famed marriage researcher John Gottman, who has won TV news and talk-show appearances, numerous print articles, and even a chapter in Malcolm Gladwell’s best-seller Blink, there are four markers of relationship failure that are highly predictive of divorce (94%): criticism, defensiveness, contempt and stonewalling.

Conflict is natural and even healthy in relationships; it is the unhealthy ways of dealing with conflict that cause problems, per Gottman. So, if couples consistently resort to criticism (attacks on personality or character), defensiveness (shifting blame or responsibility), contempt (expressions of disrespect and superiority) or stonewalling (a refusal to listen or discuss), long-term togetherness is in jeopardy. From other experts come these observable clues to a relationship unlikely to last: a coupling of extreme opposites (who may attract short-term but eventually repel over insoluble differences); a control freak partner jealous of anyone or anything outside of the relationship; unkind or verbally abusive behavior; and a demand or expectation of change in a partner’s authentic self.

Wondering about the health of your relationship? Try this little quiz: http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/relationship_quiz.htm

ABOUT  KATHERINE SHARMA

Katherine Sharma’s family roots are in Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas. But after her early childhood in Texas, she has moved around the country and lived in seven other states, from Virginia to Hawaii. She currently resides in California with her husband and three children. She has also traveled extensively in Europe, Africa and Asia, and makes regular visits to family in India. After receiving her bachelor’s degree. in economics and her master’s degree in journalism from the University of Michigan, Katherine worked as a newspaper and magazine writer and editor for more than 15 years. She then shifted into management and marketing roles for firms in industries ranging from outdoor recreation to insurance to direct marketing. Although Katherine still works as a marketing consultant, she is now focused on creative writing.