Vampire Unearthed!
A male skeleton from the 13th century with a plowshare driven through its rib cage has been excavated in the eastern European region in which the first reports of vampires originated nearly a millennium ago. “We have no doubts that once again we’re seeing an anti-vampire ritual being carried out,” Nikolay Ovcharov, a celebrity archaeologist, told the Daily Telegraph. He accidentally …
Read MoreWho Is the Sexiest Vampire?
Tags: erotic, vampires
Nasty, filthy, evil creatures. That’s what vampires are. They only look beautiful on the outside, but their intentions are terribly dishonorable. They swoop down on us from the dark, they grasp us in their unbreakable grip, they suck out our blood. Sometimes they seduce us into having sex with them. Really great sex. Sometimes they even make us into one …
Read MoreThe Untold Story of Dracula Is Here!
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Just when you thought you knew everything about Dracula, a new twist in the storyline has been discovered in the new film, Dracula Untold, which opens in theaters this Friday (October 10). Rather than focus on Irish novelist Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula, the film creates an origin story for Count Dracula by portraying the story of Vlad the Impaler, who uses dark powers …
Read MoreVampire Central
October is Vampire Month at Trulovestories.com and that means we’ve got you covered for all things vampire. Whether you want to tickle your funny bone with a vampire joke, read about the history of vampires in our culture or read an excerpt from the Infinity Diaries newest book–Aris Reigns, you can do all that here! Enjoy! Vampire Jokes Infinity Diaries …
Read MoreVampire Movie Quiz
Think you know about vampire movies? Take our quiz below to see how smart you really are! Vampire Movies
Read MoreDressed to Kill: Clothing Is Clue to Character
Tags: novel viewpoints
By Katherine Sharma “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society,” remarked Mark Twain. Clothes, even if sketchily observed, make the fictional character, too. OK, naked characters rule in erotica, but you still want to know about clothes taken off; a tux or a leather jacket (ball gown or sundress) inspires a different fantasy. Clothing is …
Read MoreVampire Jokes
Tags: vampire
Vampire Joke 1 Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood. Vampire Joke 2 Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket. Vampire Joke 3 What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines. Vampire Joke 4 When the picture of …
Read MoreWhat Your Husband Does On A Business Trip
Tags: love, romance, sex
He may not be quite as innocent as he seems! The flight attendant glided down the aisle, taking drink orders. “Would your wife care for a beverage?” she queried, referring to my seat companion, who was dozing. “I don’t really know,” I responded. I didn’t correct the stewardess’s incorrect presumption of our marital status. She could be forgiven for not …
Read MoreUnidentified Object Is Our Story of The Week
At Never Liked It Anyway, you sell all the stuff you’re left with when a relationship ends so you can feel better faster. Simple, right? We get some funny stories, sad stories and everything in between. Our favorite story this week goes a little something like this… This poor guy was left with a strange, unidentified object that he …
Read MoreThe Feng Shui of Breakups
Tags: blog, breakups, dating, love
By Annabel Acton Breakups are a pretty destructive force. But like any form of destruction, they leave space and opportunity to recreate, reinvent and renew. New friendships, new patterns, new experiences and new lives. I started the website neverlikeditanyway.com to help accelerate the moving on process. The website works like an eBay for breakups. You basically sell all the stuff you’re left …
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