What Your Husband Does On A Business Trip

hotelHe may not be quite as innocent as he seems!

The flight attendant glided down the aisle, taking drink orders. “Would your wife care for a beverage?” she queried, referring to my seat companion, who was dozing.

“I don’t really know,” I responded. I didn’t correct the stewardess’s incorrect presumption of our marital status. She could be forgiven for not realizing that we were traveling from continent to continent hardly knowing one another. The truth was, I had met Britney only six days before.

I was the director of marketing for one of our country’s largest conglomerates. We had chosen to expand into the cosmetic industry, and we had made a provisional deal to acquire a noted brand name. It was privately owned, available for purchase, and we had leaped at the opportunity. We were entering the final twenty days of our due diligence examination of their company to assure ourselves that there were no unpleasant surprises. Their finances looked solid, and their U.S. operation was fine. I just needed to spend two weeks in Japan, their second-largest market, to ascertain that all was satisfactory there.

Although I was perfectly capable of evaluating the company’s marketing and advertising, I  had no competency in judging the quality of their product line. Certainly, there was no one within the conglomerate with that kind of knowledge. It had not been easy to find someone with the cosmetic product expertise who could fly to Japan with me for a couple of weeks.

However, fortuitously, the beauty editor of an international fashion magazine had recently announced her retirement. The publisher had brought in an experienced editor to fill the vacancy, causing Britney, the young, talented associate beauty editor, to resign her position. The timing was perfect for me. Britney was fully knowledgeable about cosmetic and skincare products, and she was available for my two-week assignment.

When I had interviewed Britney the week before, it’d seemed to be an easy decision for each of us. I required her expertise, and she appeared to be interested in the well-paying project. Only at the end of the interview had there been any complication.

“The assignment sounds fascinating.” She had hesitated a moment, and then added, “Do I understand that you and I would be traveling together to Tokyo for two weeks?” She was pleasant, but wary. “Alone?”

I nodded. “Yes. Would that be a problem?”

“I want you to know that I’m engaged,” she said earnestly.

“Well, that makes us even. I’m married, with two darling little daughters.” It was technically correct, although my wife and I had been experiencing major marital problems, and we were planning to separate upon my return from Japan. Still, I figured that I had better not mention any of that if I wanted Britney to accept the assignment. “Britney, please don’t worry. We have an important job to do here. This trip is all about business, and nothing more.”

She paused. “I would like to discuss it with my fiancé. May I give you a final answer tomorrow?”

I agreed.

The following morning, she had accepted. Over the next couple of days, I made arrangements and booked appointments in Japan. Now, we were in the sky, taking the long flight from New York to Tokyo.

“I’d love a Diet Coke,” the sleepy voice next to me spoke. I had ordered a scotch, and we spent the next couple of hours getting to know each other.

Britney had graduated from Vassar with a major in art history. During the ten years since college, she’d worked in product development and product management, first at Estee Lauder, and then at Revlon before joining the magazine staff. She had not traveled since her junior year in college, which she’d spent in Florence, Italy. The opportunity to see Japan was tremendously exciting for her, she told me.

I was incredulous. This extremely attractive, fashionable New Yorker had not traveled at all during the past ten years. She shopped at Bergdorf’s and Henri Bendel, was familiar with the finest restaurants of Manhattan, and knew the city’s museums and galleries intimately. And yet, she really had very little exposure to the world.

“Why have you chosen to stay so close to home?” I asked her.

“Damon doesn’t really enjoy traveling.”

“Damon is your fiancé, I assume? How long have you two been together?”

“We’ve been engaged for eight years.”

I had never heard of an eight-year engagement. I tried not to let my astonishment show. “How does that happen? Do you live together?” I asked gingerly.

“We see each other on weekends. Damon’s a brilliant oncologist. He doesn’t want to get married until he’s fully established. What about you?”

I told her about my career, in which I’d alternated between the advertising agency world and client-side employment at marketing-oriented companies. I was only a few years older than she was, but I’d been married for ten years. Now, the marriage was ending, but I didn’t mention that  to Britney. I showed her photographs of my two daughters.

“What’s your wife like?”

I described my wife, a lovely lady, a marvelous mother, and an avid and talented teacher in the suburbs. I commuted from our home in Westchester to work in New York City. I avoided telling Britney about how my wife and I had grown apart. Somehow, I felt that that would have seemed to contradict my original conversation with her. At any rate, perhaps she sensed my marital problems.

“I think loyalty is the most important thing between a man and a woman,” Britney said.

“More important than love?”

“Perhaps.”

“I suspect you would add patience and perseverance to your attribute list,” I rejoined, referring to her lengthy engagement.

She laughed. “Touché.”

By the time we landed in Tokyo, we’d discussed our upcoming schedules for the next two weeks. Britney would be visiting the cosmetic company’s Japanese manufacturing operation; she would be conducting store checks at the retailers that stocked their products; and she would be interviewing Japanese consumers to the extent that language permitted. I would be spending my time at the company’s offices, and at their distributors and advertising agencies. We would each have full schedules.

Our plane touched down at Narita Airport. Britney and I were tired, well-fed, and now good friends. The cosmetics company had sent two people to collect us and our bags, and to escort us to our hotel. For the first time, it occurred to me how much they were determined that I enjoy this trip; the acquisition was very important to them.

We checked into the Hotel Okura. As I signed the registration form for our two rooms, the man behind the counter glanced quickly at Britney, then turned to me and said in a soft-spoken, dignified manner, “Perhaps you would prefer a larger, double room, sir.”

I may have hesitated imperceptibly, but I remembered well what I had committed to Britney at our very first meeting. “No, thank you. Separate rooms, please.”

Our rooms were next to one another. We each unpacked, showered, changed, and then met  to explore the hotel. This would be our home for the next two weeks, and we walked a bit outside to get some fresh air and to become oriented to the Roppongi district in which the hotel was located. It wasn’t until we returned to our rooms that we discovered that there was a connecting door between them.

“I thought that registration clerk had a gleam in his eye,” Britney mused. By now, we were comfortable enough with one another to laugh at that unintended feature of our accommodations.

Exhausted, we were ready for sleep. We had appointments the next morning, Britney at the company’s manufacturing facility, and I at their business offices. So we made arrangements to have an early room service breakfast in my room, and then I wished her good night at her door.

“You could stay with me tonight, if you’d like,” I said, jokingly.

“This trip is all about business,” she reminded me. We shared a friendly hug.

At breakfast the next morning, we made plans to meet for dinner that night. Then we caught taxis for our respective destinations.

During the next few days, I had one meeting after another. As was typical of so many international companies in Japan, Japanese executives filled the cosmetics company’s senior positions, and the middle-management people were generally Americans. I spent time with each of them. I met also with the owners of the five distributor firms that were responsible for selling the company’s products in Japan. This particular company is truly an anomaly in Japan, since it is one of only a few U.S. companies that were introduced into the country prior to World War II. As a result, it is a fixture in Japanese culture, more similar to Japanese beauty brands, such as Shiseido and Kao, than to more recent American arrivals, such as Revlon.

Britney was fully occupied, as well. She spent her days talking to the production people, observing the manufacturing process, and reviewing samples of the company’s products, as well as those of their competitors.

There was one major unforeseen circumstance. Each of the company executives expected to entertain me during my stay. In their male-oriented business society, that meant that I was required to spend every night socializing with men without their wives. When I once suggested that Britney join us, the social rules of the Japanese business environment were explained to me: Britney was no welcomer than were my hosts’ wives.

To adjust to this situation, I developed an unusual schedule for each day. Britney and I would begin the mornings with room service breakfast in my room. Then we would depart for our business agendas. She and I would reconvene in the early evenings and have dinner together in one of the Roppongi restaurants. I would usually begin with a scotch, and Britney, always the nondrinker, would order a Coca Cola. We would share stories from our respective workdays over robatayaki or kaiseki or sushi, finishing with the omnipresent green-tea ice cream. We always ended with her admonition to me to behave myself in the wicked city, as I kissed her good night at the door of her hotel room.

man massagecropI wasn’t pleased about indulging in two dinners each day, but I had little choice. Britney needed to be fed, and I couldn’t insult my Japanese hosts by declining their invitations. After leaving Britney, I would proceed to the lobby, meet my evening’s host, and begin that night’s socializing. We would inevitably dine at a fancy restaurant and follow with the customary drinking at a hostess bar, or, one time, at a fabled geisha bar. After a particularly heavy round of drinking one night, I was taken to a sento, a public bath, for what my host assured me was the perfect antidote to any potential hangover—a bath administered by an attractive young lady, culminating in her blow-drying and styling my hair while I was still in the tub!

woman hotelEach morning, I would describe the previous night’s activities to Britney over breakfast. She usually entered my room through the interior door, and most often, her breakfast attire was the hotel-supplied, white, terrycloth robe, wrapped tightly around her. Our relationship had evolved to the point where seeing one another at breakfast and dinner was the best part of our days. However, the ground rules had been established, and morning and evening hugs and kisses were the extent of our physical relationship.

At the end of the first week, I had planned a surprise for Britney. Since we had no business scheduled over the weekend, I had arranged a three-day sightseeing trip. Late Friday afternoon, we boarded the bullet train from Tokyo to Kyoto. The train rushed through the Japanese countryside, allowing us a glimpse of majestic Mt. Fuji in the distance.

Britney was thrilled by the train trip. She had enjoyed Tokyo, despite the obligatory early endings to her evenings. Now, she was traveling through Japan to Kyoto, the country’s greatest treasure.

“This is extraordinary; I’ve never known anything like it, you know,” Britney said as we pulled into the Shin-Osaka station, a twenty-minute taxi ride from Kyoto.

“I’m glad.” I’d been feeling guilty all week about my socializing while she was confined to her hotel room. I wanted desperately to please this lovely, attractive woman.

As the taxi arrived at our hotel, I turned to Britney. “I suppose you would like us to have separate rooms here, too.” I had booked two rooms, but I had not mentioned that to her.

Her voice was soft. “I really think we should. It’s what loyalty and commitment are all about.”

japanese gardensFor the next three days, we filled every available hour with viewing the attractions of the area: the stunning Kiyomizu and Heian Shrines, the glorious Kinkakuji and Ryoanji Temples, Kyoto’s Imperial Palace, the Nijo Castle, and a side trip to Nara, where we strolled through Nara Park and fed the deer. During the evenings, we dined leisurely, free from our weekday constraints of early, rushed dinners. We had experienced Kyoto’s beautiful sights, breathtaking architecture and gardens, and absorbed so much Japanese history, culture, and tradition.

Our train carried us back to Tokyo late Monday afternoon. “I never thought I would love a place as much as I loved Florence,” Britney said. She sipped her Coca Cola and turned to me. “You really know how to make a lady happy.”

“It’s not me; it’s the Coke,” I teased. I was feeling pretty pleased, too.

We had four more days of intensive work in Tokyo. Britney spent much of her time in the city’s enormous department stores: Isetan, Matsuya, Tobu, and Seibu. She interviewed the incredibly polite women and girls who were customers in the stores about their opinions of the cosmetic company’s cosmetic and skincare products. I visited the company’s advertising agencies. I met also with the people at the research and retail audit company, to confirm the company’s market share.

By the following Friday, we had completed our work. It had been an intense and thorough analysis. At the end of the day, Britney and I said our final farewells to our respective company contacts, as the hotel’s secretarial staff typed up Britney’s report to me.

On Saturday, I packed my things, including the silk kimonos I had purchased for my wife and daughters. Britney and I taxied to the airport, boarded our plane, and flew toward home.

Seated on the plane, we discussed our enthusiasm for the company’s Japanese operation. There could be no doubt that it would be a valuable part of the conglomerate. For some reason, the flight of more than twelve hours seemed particularly short upon our return. Perhaps it was our gaining the extra day; flying over, we had lost a day to the International Date Line, and now, we were given it back. More likely, though, it was the ease with which Britney and I related. This woman, to whom I’d been so attracted for two weeks, was now my friend. She had not only done an outstanding job on the business assignment, but she’d taught me so much about loyalty and commitment. Indeed, I realized, suddenly, that I would give my marriage another fervent try.

I reached into my briefcase and extracted the souvenir I’d intended for Britney. I gave her the Coke bottle I’d been carrying; it was covered with Japanese characters.

“Just one of a hundred you emptied,” I told her, grinning.

As we landed, she handed me a wrapped gift. After unwrapping it, I found an art book entitled: Japanese Erotic Prints Through The Centuries. The enclosed card was inscribed to me: The one area NOT covered on this trip!

Britney touched my arm. “Thank you for the experience of my life. Let me know what happens with the company.”

I assured her that I would.

I caught only a glimpse of Damon’s back at the airport before I met my wife with an embrace. That night, I told her that I thought we should give our marriage another chance. We had made a commitment to one another, I said, and we should find a way to make it work.

The middle of the next week, the president of the conglomerate, the director of finance, and I presented our purchase recommendation to the board of directors. The Board approved it, and a month later, the cosmetics company became a new division of our conglomerate.

After the Board presentation, I wandered back to my office, and, as I accessed my voicemail messages in habitual fashion, I heard the familiar voice: Britney. I listened carefully.

“It was an incredible trip. I learned so much from you—most importantly, about myself. I broke up last night with Damon, something I should’ve done long ago. I hope you call me, but, please—call only if you’re interested in a serious relationship with me.”

I took a deep breath as I looked toward the telephone. I sat for a couple of minutes. Then I headed out the door of my office and made my way to the commuter train. My wife and I were to have dinner that night, as we began our reconciliation effort.

New York is a big city, and I lost track of what happened to Britney.

That doesn’t mean I never wondered.

Taken from the September 2003 Issue of True Love Magazine

Bridges Of Witches

Sexy witchFrom the 2008 issue of True Love Magazine:

Sometimes, you just have to fall in love with a witch. . . .

I sat in my car close enough to listen to the purring of the bulldozer’s engine, observing a group of people in front of the bridge—thinking only about how much this delay was costing me.

I heard that a group of locals were complaining about the destruction of this bridge. They called it a local landmark, but I couldn’t see anything all that remarkable about it. I mean, it was just a covered bridge that looked as if it belonged in a time gone by.

A young woman who appeared to be the leader of the group stood in front of the bridge, flanked by her followers. What she lacks in size, she made up for with determination. She’s not beautiful in the traditional sense, but she’s so cute I couldn’t take my eyes off her. When it comes to beauty, I’ll take cute over beautiful any day. If I believed in magic at this point, I would have sworn I’d been enchanted.

After I slammed my car door, everyone turned to look at me. As I passed the guy on the bulldozer, I said, “We’re not going to get anything done today. You might as well go to a job where you can actually get some work done. I’ll try to straighten out this mess and get back to you.”

“Sure, boss. Anything you say. Good luck,” he said and glanced toward the unruly crowd before shutting down the engine.

I glanced down at the gravel crunching beneath my feet as I strode toward the group. When I came face to face with the brown-haired girl, she stuck out her pert chin in defiance.

“I didn’t realize that tearing down an old bridge was going to cause such a commotion,” I said.

“If you read your mail or answered your telephone, you would have known that this is more than just an old bridge. It’s a landmark, part of our history. And no one here wants it torn down.”

I looked at the group and said, “Folks, the bridge isn’t going to be torn down today, so you can go home.” I then turned to the young woman and said, “My name is Clyde. Could we go someplace and talk?”

She gave me a look that said she wasn’t sure whether or not she could trust me, as I looked into her dark brown eyes. Then she accepted my outreached hand in a handshake. “Hi, my name is Denise, but my friends call me Dee.”

I smiled and said, “I’d like to be friends, so is it okay if I call you Dee?’”

“Only if you agree not to tear down the bridge.”

“I can’t promise you that, but I will listen. And you can tell me why this bridge is so important to you.”

Denise began walking, so I followed her. As we approached the bridge, all I saw were rotted boards and rotted timbers. This structure would not be safe for automobiles to cross.

“There’s a legend,” she began, “that this bridge was enchanted by a witch back in the 1700s. Lovers who declared their love and kissed each other on the bridge would be granted a magical bond and would be in love forever.”

“So, you believe in magic and witches, do you?”

She smiled and said, “Of course. Don’t you?”

“I could have sworn a few of the women I’ve dated are witches, but there was never anything magical between us.” I was being flip, but the pain from my last relationship was still pretty fresh. And I’d be carrying that baggage for a while. More than anything, I wanted a fresh start.

Denise laughed and said, “Maybe you just haven’t met the right woman yet.”

“Is there someone special that you’ve kissed on this bridge?”

“No, not yet. But I want the bridge to be here when I meet someone special. I want to be able to seal our relationship here, like my mother and father have . . . and her mother and father before her.”

In spite of myself, I couldn’t help but feel the love she felt for this dumb bridge, and I wanted to tell her I would save it for her.

bridgeWe continued to walk around. The situation did not get better. There was nothing that could be saved. The whole structure would practically have to be rebuilt. Even then, it would not be big enough to handle modern automobile traffic. I couldn’t think of a way to save the bridge.

“I inherited the property when my grandfather passed away. I plan to reopen the hotel, and I’d like to be a part of the community. I certainly don’t want to cause trouble even before I get moved in,” I said.

“I’d like to see the old hotel open again,” Denise said, looking in the direction of the hotel. “It was special. And I don’t think I would mind having you for a neighbor.”

“I plan to hire local people to help me get her back in shape, then I plan to buy the food we serve here from local merchants and hire local people to help me run the place. So, you see, my plan will benefit the whole community, not just me.”

“That sounds terrific.”

I took a deep breath because I knew Denise was not going to like what I was about to say. “I like urban legends as much as the next person, and I think your story is romantic and that’s good, but don’t you think the bridge would be a small sacrifice if we could improve the economy for the whole neighborhood?”

“No!” she exclaimed. “We have to save the bridge!”

I pointed out the problems with the rotten wood and told her how much it would cost to rebuild. The only reasonable solution would be to tear down the bridge and build a new one.

Denise’s gaze met mine and I felt lost in her big, brown eyes. “I’ve got a personal reason to want to save the bridge. You see, I’m a witch.”

I laughed. “Well, you’re stubborn and a little annoying, but you’re cute enough to get away with it. I wouldn’t call you a—”

“I’m a witch! It’s true. My mother is a witch. My grandmother is a witch. I come from a long line of witches. My great-great-great grandmother was the witch who enchanted the bridge.”

“Okay, in that case, can’t you just enchant another bridge?”

“I don’t have the power my grandmother did. A witch as powerful as she was doesn’t come along all that often.” She looked at me and said, “Spells get stronger over time. A new spell could never be as strong as my ancestors’. It just couldn’t. . . .”

“So, magic spells age like wine,” I said, and touched her face.

She jerked and pulled away from me. “You’re making fun of me.”

I felt hurt that she would think that about me. “I’m teasing a little bit, but I would never make fun of you. I love your story. It’s . . . really romantic. But I’m stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place. I could tell you that I would save the bridge, but I don’t see how I can. I have to have a bridge for my guests to be able to get to my hotel. Without it, I have no business. Can’t you see the position I’m in?”

“Yes,” she said. She looked down for a moment, and then looked back at me. “But you are renovating the hotel. That’s going to take some time, so you don’t have to tear down the bridge right now. Give us some time to think of something. Would you at least do that?”

“Okay, but if we don’t think of something—”

“We’ll think of something,” she insisted. “We have to.”

I was starting to feel hungry and I wanted an excuse to spend more time with Denise. “So, is there some place around here we can get something to eat? I’m starved,” I said, trying to change the subject.

Denise smiled. I was convinced she could walk into a freezing room and warm it up just by smiling. “As a matter of fact, there is. It’s not far. We can walk,” she said as she took my hand and began leading me down the road.

As we walked, we left the road and followed what looked like a bicycle trail, just wide enough for us to walk side-by-side. Tall trees shaded the mid-day sun, and the gentle murmur of the creek flowing beside us gave the place a serenity I’ve never felt anywhere else. If there were a place where magical things could happen, this would be it. This was a far cry from the bustle of the city I was used to, and it was already beginning to feel like home.

The fragrance of hickory smoke wafted through the air as we approached a log building with a sign in front that said: Crenshaw Family Restaurant.

“Let me guess,” I said as I glanced at Denise, “your last name is Crenshaw.”

“Good guess,” she said and smiled.

cabin restaurantShe led the way through the front door. Inside the dining area was filled with booths and wooden tables and a bar along the wall that separated the dining area from the kitchen. The far wall was framed by a huge fireplace and woodbin. The effect was old fashioned and homey. I loved it.

Two of the ladies I’d seen at the bridge earlier emerged from the kitchen area. The older of the two women walked up to us and looked us over. “I don’t see any injuries, so I guess everything worked out okay.”

“Clyde said he would help us find a way to save the bridge,” Denise said in an excited voice.

“Clyde, is it?” the lady responded. “I’m Lola and this is my daughter, Iris. She’s Denise’s mother.”

“Nice to meet you,” I said and smiled as I shook hands with each of the ladies.

“I’ll be back in a minute,” Denise said, then disappeared into the back.

“I guess Denise explained how much the bridge means to us,” Lola said.

“Yes, Ma’am. She did,” I said. “I hope we can figure out a way to save it.”

“I’m sure if we put our heads together, we can think of something,” Lola assured me.

“The bridge is important to the community,” Denise’s mom said in agreement. “We have to find a way to save it.”

At that moment, Denise showed up carrying a chicken drumstick. She handed it to me and said, “Eat this now. It will keep you from starving while I pack us a picnic basket. We can eat at the bridge, if you don’t mind.”

“Sure; that’s fine with me.”

I made small talk with the two Crenshaw women as Denise packed our lunch. I learned that Denise’s father died when Denise was a baby. He was killed in a military training accident. Her grandfather died of pneumonia a few years before that. After her father’s death, Denise’s mother and grandmother opened the restaurant.

A few minutes later, Denise returned, carrying a blanket and a picnic basket. She handed me the picnic basket and said, “Okay, let’s go.”

We retraced our route and placed our picnic on the blanket on the creek bank beside the bridge. I tossed a pebble into the water and watched the ripples it made. We ate barbecue chicken and drank iced tea. I planned to have a restaurant at my hotel, but I quickly decided that it wouldn’t serve barbecue. There would be no competing with the Crenshaws’ barbecue.

“Save room for dessert,” Denise said, removing a chocolate cake from the picnic basket.

“I can always make room for chocolate,” I assured her.

“Me, too. Chocolate’s my favorite food.”

I smiled as we looked at each other.

“So, what are you thinking?” she asked.

“I was just thinking that nothing says lovin’ like something from the coven.”

“That’s bad,” she said and laughed.

“I know,” I agreed and laughed, too.

I propped up on an elbow and looked at the bridge. “You know, even if I could save the bridge, a lot of the rotten wood will have to be replaced. It won’t be the same bridge when I’m finished.”

She shrugged and said, “I know. But replacing a few rotten boards will be okay, as long as the heart of the bridge is still intact. And its heart is sound.”

I smiled a dumb smile and said, “I didn’t know bridges have hearts.”

“They do,” she insisted. “This one does, anyway.”

A frog jumped onto our blanket and I reached out and touched him before he jumped away. “Is that an old boyfriend who had a fight with you? I think he still likes you.”

Denise grinned, then gave me an exaggerated dirty look. “You’ve got a totally wrong idea about witches. We’re not evil or mean or—”

“Ugly,” I interrupted.

“Thank you,” she said, blushing. “Real magic isn’t the way it’s portrayed on TV.”

“Is anything?”

“Probably not,” she agreed. “Real magic uses natural forces, for good . . . to help people, not hurt them.”

“So you can’t use spells to make people fall in love with you?”

She laughed. “Only in the movies.”

I smiled again as I looked at her. At the moment I was feeling totally content, something I hadn’t felt in a long, long time, so maybe there was something to this magic, after all.

That night, back in an area of the hotel I turned into my apartment, I scanned the blueprints of the hotel lying on the drafting table.

What did I get myself into? A hotel this far out in the middle of nowhere wasn’t going to make a lot of money in the first place, so how could I justify spending more money restoring a bridge I couldn’t even use for automobile traffic? I’d literally have to build another bridge and also restore this one.

I looked at the drawing. The old bridge was not built in an ideal spot. If I built another bridge further upstream, I would have a creek bed that has more gravel that could better support a larger bridge. The road would also be straighter and give a better first view of the hotel. Yes, that’s what I’d have to do.

I had an idea. I’m not sure if it was inspired or insane, but what if I used the old bridge and its legend to attract honeymoon couples to my place? I could build my hotel with the idea of catering to honeymooners. I could build a bike trail that would follow the creek and cross the old bridge. Couples could take their time and enjoy the view and serenity of the creek and maybe even picnic along the creek bank, the way Denise and I did, and then seal their marriage with a kiss on the bridge! I could build hot tubs and maybe a heart shaped swimming pool with a floating bar!

I was so excited that I began to draw, making necessary changes to my blueprints.

Sunlight poured through my window before I realized how long I had been working. I must have been running on pure adrenaline because I wasn’t even tired—just excited. I took time to take a shower and shave and change clothes before I started out to find a place to get breakfast.

Okay, so there was never any question about where I was going to get breakfast. This time I drove, and inhaled the fragrance of hickory smoke as I parked my car outside the restaurant. A few other cars were scattered about the parking lot, but it was far from full.

Denise carried a tray to a table as I walked in. “Sit anywhere you like,” she said as she placed the couple’s food in front of them. They smiled as they caught the look that passed between us.

I was starved, so I ordered a huge order of pancakes, eggs, and sausage, along with toast and orange juice. After Denise turned in my order, she came back out and sat with me until my order was ready. I was so excited as I told her about my idea for the hotel.

Then I saw the look of shared excitement change to a look of horror. “I’m sorry, but you can’t do that. That’s so crass—and commercial! No. I’m sorry. No. I would never charge a couple to kiss on my bridge!”

“I never said anything about charging couples to kiss on the bridge. I would never do that. All I wanted to do was to provide a romantic atmosphere for couples, some of whom would be on their honeymoon.”

“Heart shaped swimming pools and hot tubs . . . that sounds like a carnival atmosphere to me. Why don’t you just sell tickets to kiss on the bridge?” A tone sounded, letting her know my food was ready, so she jumped up and brought my food out for me.

By the time she placed my food in front of me, I was beginning to lose my appetite. “What’s wrong with wanting to create a romantic atmosphere for people who are in love?” I paused and looked at her. “People going into marriage today have about a fifty-fifty chance that their marriage will some day end in divorce. Why wouldn’t they want a romantic atmosphere and maybe share in a little magic to improve their odds of having a happy and long-lasting marriage?”

Denise sat with her elbows on the table and her chin propped on her fists. “In order for the magic to work, the couple has to really and truly be in love. Half of the people who get married today don’t know what real love is. They don’t have a clue about what marriage is supposed to be. Promising them that the bridge’s magic will work for them would be a lie.”

I sat and pushed my food around on my plate. My initial enthusiasm now vaporized. I could go on with my plan with or without Denise’s blessings. But, for some reason, having her on board with me meant more to me than it should have. “I’ve got to go,” I said as I got up from the table. “I’ve got some thinking to do.”

“You haven’t finished your food.”

I shrugged. “I guess I wasn’t as hungry as I thought I was.”

Denise’s words were still ringing in my ears the next day, as my contractor began working on the new bridge. I also decided to do general maintenance on the hotel, rather than start any major changes. I looked over my drawings again and again, trying to figure out if what Denise said could be true. I finally decided to go to the old bridge and remove some of the rotted boards.

One by one I ripped off the old boards and threw them into the Dumpster I rented.

As crazy as it sounds, at some point I began to talk to the bridge. I asked, “What do you want? Is what I planned to do wrong? Give me some sort of sign.” Unfortunately the bridge was uncommunicative and I was frustrated when I knocked off for lunch.

I stocked my kitchen and decided to eat in, rather than go to Denise’s restaurant. She was the last person in the world I needed to see right now.

After I finished my lunch, I sipped coffee and sketched on an art pad. In my drawing, the old bridge began to take on a new shape. I would keep the original frame, but make renovations that would enhance the appeal of it. I added a clock, whose hands were made from the gnarled roots of a tree.

I also made changes to the hotel. The hot tubs didn’t disappear, but became smaller and more intimate. The colors became subtler and in earthy tones. The floating bar got moved to make the pool more intimate. Rope lighting replaced lamps. The size of the hotel was scaled down to accommodate fewer guests at a time.

Denise cleared her throat, making me jump because I didn’t hear her come in. “I’m sorry. The door was open, so I just—” she explained.

“It’s okay.” I paused and looked at her. “What can I do for you?”

“It’s just . . . I didn’t want to leave things the way they were yesterday. I brought lunch . . . as kind of an olive branch.”

“Thanks, anyway, but I’ve already eaten.”

“Okay, so maybe you’d like some chocolate pie for dessert.”

“Pie sounds good,” I said. She removed the pastries from a hamper.

“Can I look?” she asked, referring to my drawing.

I hesitated, not sure I wanted more criticism, but said, “Sure; go ahead.”

She looked at my rendering of the bridge, then began to smile. “Where did you get the idea for the clock? That’s incredible. I love it.”

“I don’t know. I guess it just popped into my head.” I smiled as she looked at my drawings.

“This is much better. This will make people feel more like guests, rather than customers. Thanks, Clyde.”

After I finished my pie, I said, “I’ve got to get back to work.” I started toward the old bridge.

“Can I watch?”

“No.”

“No?” Denise seemed surprised.

“Okay; grab a pry bar and a hammer.”

She laughed, then picked up the tools and followed me.

Actually, I could probably have worked faster by myself, but it wouldn’t have been as much fun as having Denise to laugh and talk with. Our conversation seemed so natural. She told me what it was like growing up as a witch. I shared stories about when I was growing up. I told her about my dream to build my own place, which I was going to call Serenity.

At some point I gave in to an urge and leaned in to kiss her. Denise jerked away frantically, and moved away from me. My feelings were hurt and I looked at her to see if I had totally misread the situation. “It was just going to be a kiss. What’s the big deal?”

She looked down before looking back at me. “Anywhere else a kiss wouldn’t be a big deal. But here it is. Here it’s a very big deal.”

“Okay,” I said. “I guess we should call it a day. Thank you for your help.” I gathered up the tools without looking at her, then headed back to the hotel.

“You’re welcome,” she said and walked toward their restaurant. It was then that I realized I didn’t even know where she lived.

Oh, man. I did misread the situation. I kicked myself for thinking Denise was attracted to me. I would definitely have to show more restraint in the future or risk losing our friendship.

The next several days passed without me going to her or her coming to me. A part of me was hurt, but another part of me thought the separation was a good thing. It would give my feelings time to cool down. I concentrated on my work and worked from daylight to dark, until I was too tired to go on. Then I fell into my bed and fell asleep from exhaustion. And if things weren’t screwed up enough, I dreamt about kissing a witch on her sacred bridge.

The next morning I decided I wanted to see Denise. If we were going to be friends, I couldn’t let what happened seem like a big deal. So I decided to eat at her restaurant. I decided to walk because I needed the exercise.

As I marched up to the front door, I inhaled the hickory smoke and began to relax. There’s something about hickory smoke that’s like a tonic for the soul. Inside, Denise and her mother were waiting tables as I entered and sat down.

Denise smiled and said, “I’ll be with you in just a minute.”

I waved and picked up a menu. As I decided what I wanted to eat for breakfast, I overheard a muted conversation. I looked up to see Denise’s mother and grandmother talking to each other and exchanging glances at me. When Denise walked over to my table to take my order, Denise’s mother gasped. They both came over to my table.

“The bridge has been talking to you,” Iris informed me. “You have an aura.”

I felt a little uncomfortable. “I hope that’s a good thing.”

An older lady at a nearby table said, “It’s so nice to see young people in love.”

“What?” I asked.

“When Denise stood next to your table, your auras merged. That means you are destined to be in love. You are soul mates.”

I was embarrassed and laughed. “What? Are you some kind of witch, too?”

“As a matter of fact, I am.”

I was beginning to think I should have eaten cereal at home this morning.

Denise informed me, “Several of our friends are witches.” She then turned to the woman and said, “Clyde and I just met recently and we’re getting to know each other. We are definitely not in love.”

“You may not know it yet, but you are in love,” she said with certainty. “Give it time, and you’ll see.”

I looked at Denise. “I don’t even know where you live.”

“Actually, we live right here. Our house is next to the restaurant.”

I looked at Denise’s grandmother and asked, “If the bridge is talking to me, what is it saying? I haven’t heard anything.”

“You won’t hear anything, but everything you do will be influenced by what the bridge tells you to do.” Lola smiled at me and then looked at Denise. “I’ve never seen a couple’s auras as strong as yours. You two have powerful magic.”

I looked at Denise. “We haven’t actually been out on a date yet.”

“No, we haven’t,” Denise confirmed.

“So, if I asked you to go out on a date with me, would you?” I asked.

“You’re just going to have to ask me and find out.”

“Okay, would you go out on a date with me?”

“I’d love to,” she said, smiling.

Everyone around applauded and Denise blushed and took a bow.

witch danceOur first date was to the harvest dance. There, I met more of my neighbors and we celebrated their excellent harvest this year. Everyone said their good luck was influenced by the magic of their friends, who were witches.

This was a totally new experience for me. To me, going dancing meant going to a club and learning new hip-hop moves. But I was actually having the time of my life at a square dance. People swirled around the dance floor in time to the music.

Later we ate a picnic lunch. My neighbors told me how they met their significant others—and that they all kissed on the bridge after they were married.

During the next several months, Denise and I dated and worked to get my hotel ready for guests. I hired several of my neighbors to help me with this project, but they became friends, as well as employees. My old life seemed as if it happened a long time ago, and for the first time in a long time, I was really happy.

Finally, the day came when Serenity was ready to be opened for guests. This was also the day I asked Denise to marry me.

We walked hand in hand to the old bridge, where we first met in the afternoon sunlight. I looked into her big, brown eyes and said, “I love you, Denise. Will you marry me?”

As she looked back into my eyes, I could feel the power of the bridge. There was real magic here. “I’d love to be your wife,” she replied. “I want to have your children. We can teach them about love and magic and an old bridge.”

We then kissed and experienced the true power of the bridge. I felt like I was living the story from a romance novel. “Wow,” I said. I couldn’t think of anything else to say, but that said it all.

“Wow,” she agreed.

“I guess that only leaves one question. Where would you like to go on our honeymoon?”

She smiled and looked at me. “Where could we possibly go that’s better than Serenity?”

After our wedding, we spent the next two weeks making love, walking or biking by the creek, soaking in a hot tub, or swimming in a swimming pool. I felt so insanely in love that I wanted to try every fairy tale cliché I’ve ever heard, so I asked for one of Denise’s shoes. Then I poured champagne in it.

Denise laughed hysterically as I sipped the champagne, then immediately made a horrible face. I smiled at her and said, “Okay, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea. I’m sure champagne would taste better out of a glass slipper, rather than a leather one.”

I felt as proud as a new papa the first night we had guests in our hotel. We gathered around the swimming pool and each of us held a champagne glass and I said, “My dear guests, I feel like Mr. Roarke from the TV show, Fantasy Island,”

Everyone laughed.

I looked at each of these honeymooners and said, “I know a lot of you came here not believing in magic. But you won’t leave that way. Enjoy. And if you ever need to recharge your magic, remember, we’re here. Now, go have fun!”

As the couples scattered to make their own magic, Denise turned to me and asked, “If you get to be Mr. Roarke, who can I be?”

I traced her lips with a finger, then kissed her. I thought for a moment and said, “Hmm . . . can you say, ‘The plane! The plane!’?”

She hit me.

That year was the most magical year of my life. I got to save the heart of a bridge—and marry a witch! Now, how often does that happen?

Unidentified Object Is Our Story of The Week

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At Never Liked It Anyway, you sell all the stuff you’re left with when a relationship ends so you can feel better faster. Simple, right? We get some funny stories, sad stories and everything in between. Our favorite story this week goes a little something like this…

This poor guy was left with a strange, unidentified object that he found while cleaning under his couch. He has no idea what it is (we think it’s a sock bun). Yet he has hopes that it will be worth something and something big!

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Why We Love It: The hope that perhaps, weirdly, this piece of plastic might be worth a lot! Now that’s a bit of positive thinking we can all learn from!

Our Wish: We hope that when he cleans under another item, maybe his bed, that he finds a big, fat, gold ring. Now that would be awesome!

It Could Be Yours: If you want to find out more about this mysterious object, or make a bid, go to NeverLkedItAnyway.com/What the Hell

What Else Is Hot This Week: We’re loving this wedding ring set! Such beautiful diamonds… 14K White Gold Wedding Ring

Never Liked It Anyway Bio

Never Liked It Anyway is the eBay for breakups. A place to buy, sell and tell all things ex so you feel better faster. Going strong since 2012, it’s a fun, pro-active and positive way to move on from those dreaded breakups we all go through.

The Feng Shui of Breakups

BreakupBy Annabel Acton

Breakups are a pretty destructive force. But like any form of destruction, they leave space and opportunity to recreate, reinvent and renew. New friendships, new patterns, new experiences and new lives. I started the website neverlikeditanyway.com to help accelerate the moving on process. The website works like an eBay for breakups. You basically sell all the stuff you’re left with when a relationship ends. It was designed to be cathartic, positive and proactive — basically, everything breakups aren’t!

We have some people selling some meaningful stuff — like an engagement ring set for the reasonable breakup price of $6,000. “I thought I had found my prince charming, but it turns out he was looking for a mom not a princess.”

We also have people selling some strange stuff, like a bottle of ketchup for a grand total of $1. “I just don’t like the stuff and now that he’s gone, it’s perfectly reasonable to assume his stuff should also go.”

I had a feeling in my bones that it was a sensible idea. I mean, why would you want to hang on to souvenirs and reminders of a love lost? However, I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Dana Claudat of the Tao of Dana. She’s an inspirational expert in Feng Shui and helped explain, in a more articulate manner, why selling breakup baggage is a good idea.

Dana made a real and clear connection between our physical surroundings and our emotional state. This was the first time this had really made sense to me. She explained it simply and beautifully.

Your space is a mirror of your life. During a breakup, there is usually a period of review: “Why did this happen? How did I create (or allow!) this to happen? And the answer to that life review, more extensive than a few questions, can be found in your space.

She then went on to explain that how we dress our spaces is often a reflection of what’s going on with our lives. Whatever energy we create through our spaces, we replicate in the real world.

A person who dwells in fantasy (and fantasy relationships) often has a very airy-fairy, ethereal sense of space and may need more heavy objects and solid colors and even an area rug to create a sense of being grounded and more physically present.

Or you may find that you are living with tons of clutter in your space and you have, similarly, attracted a partner who has chaos in some ways. Clear that clutter for yourself and keep it clear. You will find far more clarity in keeping your space free of obstacles.

While this might sound a bit tricky to get your head around, if you really think about it makes sense. For most of the objects in my house, I can tell you a little story about them. Some are positive stories and reflections of who I am and where I am headed. Others are more binding, restricting and reflect a time in my life I’m happy to have moved on from. Yet they remain in my house. And therefore in my psyche.

“When you clear out the old, you stop constantly triggering yourself and sticking in this emotional energy pattern of the past,” Dana says.

Clearing out and selling these souvenirs of your old life, and your old love, feels like a necessary step towards healing and moving on. Not doing so almost seems like going swimming with clothes on. You’re just making it harder for yourself. The great thing about this way of thinking, is that it has application well beyond breakups. When you think about who you are and where you’re headed, it’s important to clear the way for what you want to grow into; not reflect a past that perhaps is weighing you down.

Annabel Acton BIO

Annabel Acton is the founder of Never Liked It Anyway — a place to buy, sell and tell all things ex (as in exes) so you feel better faster. Going strong since 2012, it’s a fun, pro-active and positive way to move on from those dreaded breakups we all go through. Annabel is a creative strategist, entrepreneur, innovator and globe trotter. With her Never Liked It Anyway project, she’s committed to finding new and exciting ways to help people get back to fabulous.

 

New Season, New Stars for True Detective

true-detective-True Detecitve, the HBO miniseries that enthralled audiences with its eerily beautiful images and masterful acting performances, will soon be gearing up for a second season, but without stars Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. Officially announced as cast members for season 2 are Colin Ferrell and Vince Vaughn. The new storyline that will unfold in season 2 will be about three police officers and a career criminal who must navigate a web of conspiracy in the aftermath of a murder in California. Sounds exciting!

Colin_Farrell_Farrell will play one of the three cops, Ray Velcoro, a compromised detective whose allegiances are torn between his masters in a corrupt police department and the mobster who owns him. Vaughn is the career criminal, Frank Semyon, who is in danger of losing his empire when his move into legitimate enterprise is upended by the murder of a business partner. One of the other two police officers, Paul Woodrugh, is expected to be played by Taylor Kitsch, while the third is the female lead, Ani Bezzerides.

The search for that female lead continues. According to sources, eight actresses were invited to read for creator Nic Pizzolatto on Thursday: Rosario Dawson, Kelly Reilly, Jessica Biel, Malin Akerman, Abigail Spencer, Oona Chaplin, Jaimie Alexander and Brit Marling.

The first two episodes will be directed by Justin Lin, with filming slated to begin this fall in California.

ARIS IS BACK!!!

PrintA life-altering moment of decision has arrived for psychologist Sarah Hagan. Which life will she choose: the mortal life she is now living in Chicago with her friends and family; or the Immortal life as the mate of a vampire who is part alien and part human? She can no longer ignore the Immortal Aris, who has tracked her through the centuries so they can be reunited as lovers for the rest of time. Will Sarah be able to pay the ultimate price required to fully experience true love? Read More

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From Kirkus: Psychologist and hypnotist Sarah Hagan is enjoying her newfound success as the author of Psychosis and Past Life Regression, a study whose subject she has obsessed over since her painful divorce. Her private practice flourishing, she’s comforted by a handful of close, supportive friends. When one of these friends, a parole officer named Colleen, calls Sarah asking for her help with Carlos, a troubled young ex-con, Sarah is reluctant.  Read More

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An Interview with Aris the Vampire

By Devin Morgan On many occasions I have interviewed authors just before the release of their newest work, but this is the first time I have ever had a conversation with the main character of an historical fiction novel. I must admit as I sat in the bar of the Biltmore Hotel waiting to have a heart-to-heart with a two-thousand-year old vampire, I had my doubts about the validity of the whole situation as well as the sanity of my editor for sending me on such a wild goose chase. Read the Full Interview

This Shirtless Baker Is a Tasty Pastry!

rakshak2TruLOVEstories’ latest Shirtless Bedtime Story, inspired by the short story  Lust With the Proper Stranger, is now available below. When we asked four heart-melting “model” men to read a story from BroadLit’s series of TruLOVE® Collections, after a lot of coaxing (and begging), they reluctantly agreed. We caught it all on camera, but the result is far from what you might expect. Not only did they read the stories with whole-hearted enthusiasm, they saw themselves as the “stars” of the love stories.

This week’s episode is the story of Diane, whose life has been that of a “good girl” who always plays it safe. . .until she steps into the Sweets and Treats Bakery. She finds a lot more than warm muffins when she meets the exotically good looking baker (and S&T owner) Josh. Our sexy baker is played by actor Rakshak Sahni, an established actor in India and a rising star in the U.S.

A new Shirtless Bedtime Story video will be delivered each week for the entire month of November. The second video, Delectable Delight: My Lunchtime Rendezvous, premiered on November 13. The two upcoming stories are titled In Love With My Next Door Neighbor and The Confessions of Candy Apple.

Hold your breath (if you can)! The next Shirtless Bedtime Story video is coming next week.

You can also watch video #2, Delectable Delight: My Lunchtime Rendezvous, NOW!

Up first, Lust With The Proper Stranger. Taken from the pages of the TruLOVE Collection, When Love Sizzles

Meet Our Sexy Baker, Rakshak Sahni! 

rakshakAn established actor in India as the Lead Actor in the Indian Primetime Television show Kavyanjali on StarTV, Rakshak Sahni moved to Hollywood six years ago to pursue his dreams. After arriving in Los Angeles, he was a Lead Actor in the short film, You Can’t Curry Love, an Indian gay-themed film that was screened in more than 100 film festivals, winning more than a dozen awards and getting almost 3 million hits on YouTube.  He was the lead in the short film, Naked Innocence, which won the best film award at UCLA. For his most recent project, Rakshak wrote, produced, directed and starred in his short film, Excuses Girls Make http://youtu.be/DpDvRjm8vtc, which is currently screening on the Festival Circuit.

An impetuous romantic, Rakshak’s most romantic gesture involved creating the perfect setting in which to propose to his then girlfriend of six months. After purchasing a ring from Tiffany’s, he hired a gondola and serenaded her with one of his favorite songs before handing her a perfect red rose and the engagement ring. Sadly, despite his most romantic efforts, she turned him down!

Descriptive Words for the Unwise

bad wordsEffective descriptive writing is hard work, requiring careful word choices to inspire the reader’s imagination and emotions. Misguided use of adverbs and adjectives can suck the life out of prose, and here is a partial list of my pet peeves.

 

  1. Empty Intensifiers: Adverbs such as “very” and “really” are lazy substitutes for more intense verb or adjective choices; for example, “adores” delivers more punch than “really likes,” and “massive” provides more dimension than “very big.”
  2.  Adjectives That Forget It’s All Relative: Adjectives such as big/little, important/minor, or exciting/dull fail to connect with readers because interpretation is subjective and relative. Good writing provides specifics. Thus, “baseball-sized dent” is clearer than “big dent,” and “front-page news story across the nation” has more meaning than “important news story.”
  3. Adverbs That Try to Put a Bright Wrap on Dull Verbs: Most of these adverbs end in -ly (the boy ran quickly), and they reflect uninspired verb choice. When writers select strong action verbs, there is no need for clunky modifiers (the boy raced).
  4. Adjectives That Judge Without Evidence: People decide whether something is beautiful or alluring (ugly or disgusting at the other end of the spectrum) based on input from their five senses, so descriptions that rely on general qualifiers, such as “lovely” or “awful,” without sensory detail leave readers fumbling for the author’s vision. For example, isn’t it easier to picture “a pond with a viscous green surface emitting sulfurous fumes” than an “ugly” pond?
  5. Adjectives Struggling to Meet the Right Noun: “Elongated yellow fruit” is not a better way to say “banana.”  So a “very tall urban building” can be effectively replaced with “skyscraper,” and the “main artery carrying blood from the heart” is succinctly and accurately termed the “aorta.”

For other words to avoid: http://www.writing.com/main/view_item/item_id/1444332-10-Words-to-Avoid

ABOUT  KATHERINE SHARMA

Katherine Sharma’s family roots are in Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas. But after her early childhood in Texas, she has moved around the country and lived in seven other states, from Virginia to Hawaii. She currently resides in California with her husband and three children. She has also traveled extensively in Europe, Africa and Asia, and makes regular visits to family in India. After receiving her bachelor’s degree. in economics and her master’s degree in journalism from the University of Michigan, Katherine worked as a newspaper and magazine writer and editor for more than 15 years. She then shifted into management and marketing roles for firms in industries ranging from outdoor recreation to insurance to direct marketing. Although Katherine still works as a marketing consultant, she is now focused on creative writing.

Jessica Lange Doesn’t Monkey Around

Jessica Lange The Woman

Not many actresses can capture the heart of Hollywood’s biggest stars. And Jessica Lange captured the heart of the biggest. Her debut role in the 1976 film King Kong introduced this fresh face to the general public. Originally living in Paris studying mime, Lange was a free spirit and led the gypsy lifestyle. She and her husband, photographer Paco Grande, lived in a van and traveled as much as possible. When her marriage started deteriorating, Lange and Grande decided to move to New York where she could try her hand at modeling. Continue reading