Vampires: The Real History

vampires realThe public’s thirst for vampires seems as endless as vampires’ thirst for blood. Modern writers of vampire fiction, including Stephenie Meyer, Anne Rice, Stephen King and countless others, have a rich vein of vampire lore to draw from. But where did the vampires come from?

Vampire origins

The most famous vampire is, of course, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, though those looking for a historical “real” Dracula often cite Romanian prince Vlad Tepes (1431-1476), after whom Stoker is said to have modeled some aspects of his Dracula character. The characterization of Tepes as a vampire, however, is a distinctly Western one; in Romania, he is viewed not as a blood-drinking sadist but as a national hero. He is also known as Vlad Dracula (“son of the dragon”), a name that comes from his father’s membership in the Order of the Dragon, knights who upheld Christianity and defended the empire from the Ottoman Turks.

The vampires most people are familiar with (such as Dracula) are revenants — human corpses that are said to return from the grave to harm the living; these vampires have Slavic origins only a few hundred years old. But other, older, versions of the vampire were not thought to be human at all but instead supernatural, possibly demonic, entities that did not take human form.

Matthew Beresford, author of “From Demons to Dracula: The Creation of the Modern Vampire Myth” notes that “There are clear foundations for the vampire in the ancient world, and it is impossible to prove when the myth first arose. There are suggestions that the vampire was born out of sorcery in ancient Egypt, a demon summoned into this world from some other.” There are many variations of vampires from around the world. There are Asian vampires, such as the Chinese jianshi, evil spirits that attack people and drain their life energy; the blood-drinking Wrathful Deities that appear in the “Tibetan Book of the Dead,” and many others.

Creating vampires

Interest and belief in revenants surged in the Middle Ages in Europe. Though in most modern stories the classic way to become a vampire is to be bitten by one, that is a relatively new twist. In his book “Vampires, Burial, and Death: Folklore and Reality,” folklorist Paul Barber noted that centuries ago, “Often potential revenants can be identified at birth, usually by some abnormality, some defect, as when a child is born with teeth. Similarly suspicious are children born with an extra nipple (in Romania, for example); with a lack of cartilage in the nose, or a split lower lip (in Russia) … When a child is born with a red caul, or amniotic membrane, covering its head, this was regarded throughout much of Europe as presumptive evidence that it is destined to return from the dead.” Such minor deformities were looked upon as evil omens, and it is likely that many infants were killed immediately when these signs were discovered; those who survived grew up bearing the burden of public suspicion.

The belief in vampires stems from superstition and mistaken assumptions about post-mortem decay. The first recorded accounts of vampires follow a consistent pattern: Some unexplained misfortune would befall a person, family, or town — perhaps a drought dried up crops, or an infectious disease struck. Before science could explain weather patterns and germ theory, any bad event for which there was not an obvious cause might be blamed on a vampire. Vampires were one easy answer to the age-old question of why bad things happen to good people.

Villagers combined their belief that something had cursed them with fear of the dead, and concluded that perhaps the recently deceased might be responsible, having come back from the graves with evil intent. Graves were unearthed, and surprised villagers often mistook ordinary decomposition processes for supernatural phenomenon. For example, though laypeople might assume that a body would decompose immediately, if the coffin is well sealed and buried in winter, putrefaction might be delayed by weeks or months; intestinal decomposition creates bloating which can force blood up into the mouth, making it look like a dead body has recently sucked blood. These processes are well understood by modern doctors and morticians, but in medieval Europe were taken as unmistakable signs that vampires were real and existed among them.

Vampire protection

In some traditions the best way to stop a vampire is to carry a small bag of salt with you. If you are being chased, you need only to spill the salt on the ground behind you, at which point the vampire is obligated to stop and count each and every grain before continuing the pursuit. If you don’t have salt handy, some say that any small granules will do, including birdseed or sand. Others say that there’s an unwritten rule of vampire etiquette that they cannot enter a home unless formally invited in.

Centuries ago, it was not uncommon for suspected vampires to be staked in their graves. The idea was to physically pin the vampire to the earth, and the chest was chosen because it’s the trunk of the body, not because of any particular symbolic connection to the heart. Other traditional methods of preventing vampires included burying (or re-burying) the bodies face-down and decapitation, which often included stuffing the severed head’s mouth with garlic or bricks.

Real vampires

There are, of course, a few truly vampiric animals, including leeches, lampreys and vampire bats. And in all these cases the vampire’s intent is to draw enough blood for sustenance, but not enough to kill the host. But what about human vampires? There are certainly many self-identified vampires who participate in gothic-inspired subcultures. Some host vampire-themed book clubs or secret bloodletting rituals; others wear capes or get vampire fang dental implants. But blood drinking is another matter entirely. The problem is that blood is toxic; because it is so rich in iron — and because the human body has difficulty excreting excess iron — anyone who consumes blood regularly runs a real risk of haemochromatosis (iron overdose), which can cause a wide variety of diseases and problems, including liver and nervous system damage.

Vampires have been part of human culture and folklore in different forms for millennia, and the bloodsuckers show no signs of going away any time soon. Unless, of course, the zombie apocalypse wipes them out.

Written by Benjamin Radford at livescience.com 

In Food Books, ‘Healthy’ Outsells Tasty Recipes

cookbook By Katherine Sharma

I’ve noticed that new best-selling food/cooking books have become less focused on tasty recipes and more on healthy “lifestyle” diets. But it really hit home when I went shopping for holiday gift books for “foodie” friends in September. I started my research with The New York Times best sellers, only to find the food category dominated by books like Grain Brain, Wheat Belly, Practical Paleo, The Doctor’s Diet, Eat to Live Cookbook (plant-based) and so on. I don’t want to offend true believers in gluten-free, weight-loss, vegan or Paleo diet regimes; I don’t know enough to comment. But I wonder whether these diet trends have done more to improve the profits of the food industry and weight-loss firms than the health of their followers. Consider the new gluten-free popularity. According to a 2013 report by Mintel, a leading market research firm, “some 24% of consumers currently eat, or have someone in their household who eats, gluten-free foods,” although “75% of consumers who do not have celiac disease or sensitivity to gluten eat these foods because they believe they are healthier, despite the lack of any scientific research confirming the validity of this theory.” Mintel goes on to predict that “the gluten-free food and beverage market will grow 48% from 2013-16, to $15.6 billion, at current prices.” And what about all the weight-loss schemes? Even if they work, Americans apparently can’t or won’t follow them because our obesity epidemic is only getting worse. In 1980, 25% of adults in the United States were considered overweight; by 2001, over 66% of adults were classified as overweight. Over a third of the adult population (35.7%) was in the obese (very overweight) category by 2010. Since my gourmet friends prefer books to please the palate, and trying to preach a diet lifestyle is probably not a way to keep them as friends, I went from the best-seller list to Bon Appetit magazine’s recommendations for mouth-watering cookbook releases this fall, including: A Boat, a Whale & a Walrus by Renee Erickson (a Seattle chef’s seasonal menu); Heritage by Sean Brock (Southern Low Country delights); and Relæ by Christian Puglisi (inspiration from the noted Copenhagen restaurant). For those who do want to stress healthy eating in their book buys, I would recommend first checking out the 2014 U.S. News & World Report experts’ ranking of the best diets among weight loss, diabetes control, plant-based, heart health, commercial dieting, healthy eating, or easy-to-follow plans: http://health.usnews.com/best-diet

ABOUT  KATHERINE SHARMA

Katherine Sharma’s family roots are in Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas. But after her early childhood in Texas, she has moved around the country and lived in seven other states, from Virginia to Hawaii. She currently resides in California with her husband and three children. She has also traveled extensively in Europe, Africa and Asia, and makes regular visits to family in India. After receiving her bachelor’s degree. in economics and her master’s degree in journalism from the University of Michigan, Katherine worked as a newspaper and magazine writer and editor for more than 15 years. She then shifted into management and marketing roles for firms in industries ranging from outdoor recreation to insurance to direct marketing. Although Katherine still works as a marketing consultant, she is now focused on creative writing.

How To Know If You Are A Real Vampire

are u vampAre there two gaping holes in your neck trickling blood? Do you suddenly have a strong hatred of garlic? Does the thought of sleeping in a coffin inside of a dark cave come across as appealing to you? Well, there is some good news and some bad news in your future. The bad news is that you might be a vampire. The good news is, YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE!

You have just gained immortality, incredible strength, the ability to turn into a bat and your sexual prowess is now off the charts!

On the other hand, maybe you’ve just been bitten on the neck by a spider, have an allergy to garlic and don’t like intense light in your eyes. Maybe you’re human after all. But how do you know for sure? Well according to vampirewebsite.net, here is a list of questions and facts you should review to find out if you are a real vampire or not.

1. Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self-taught or self-realized?

2. Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong?

3. A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron when in the form of blood.

If any of these seem to ring true, you might seek some help. Being a vampire is nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just a new lifestyle you have to adapt to. For more information or for further testing, visit the brilliant writing of Steve Leighton at vampirewebsite.net.

Vampire Unearthed!

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A male skeleton from the 13th century with a plowshare driven through its rib cage has been excavated in the eastern European region in which the first reports of vampires originated nearly a millennium ago.

“We have no doubts that once again we’re seeing an anti-vampire ritual being carried out,” Nikolay Ovcharov, a celebrity archaeologist, told the Daily Telegraph. He accidentally struck upon the burial site while excavating the remains of the much older Thracian city of Perperikon, not far from Bulgaria’s border with Greece.

Ovcharov said the 2lb (1kg) iron rod had been hammered into the chest of the man – thought to have been between 40 and 50 at the time of death – and a part of the left leg below the knee was separately placed next to the rest of the skeleton. It is presumed that the leg may have been sawn off, to stop the vampire from ‘escaping’ the grave.

Was this a real vampire? Nobody knows for sure. Read more about this dig at rt.com

Who Is the Sexiest Vampire?

sexy vampire man

Nasty, filthy, evil creatures. That’s what vampires are. They only look beautiful on the outside, but their intentions are terribly dishonorable. They swoop down on us from the dark, they grasp us in their unbreakable grip, they suck out our blood. Sometimes they seduce us into having sex with them. Really great sex. Sometimes they even make us into one of them.

Awful. No wonder we hate and fear and despise them.

Hmm. They have inhumanly spectacular sex with us. They convert us into beautiful, seductive immortal beings. Doesn’t really sound all that bad, does it? So, if it’s going to happen, we want to ask you the question, who wouldn’t you mind getting seduced by? We’ve created a poll of the sexiest vampires that have ever graced our screens. Who do you think should win?

The Untold Story of Dracula Is Here!

dracula untoldJust when you thought you knew everything about Dracula, a new twist in the storyline has been discovered in the new film, Dracula Untold, which opens in theaters this Friday (October 10).

Rather than focus on Irish novelist Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula, the film creates an origin story for Count Dracula by portraying the story of Vlad the Impaler, who uses dark powers to protect his family and kingdom. In order to save his son, his wife Mirena and the kingdom he loves, Vlad journeys to Broken Tooth Mountain, where he encounters an ancient sorcerer, Caligula, and enters into a Faustian bargain—one that gives the prince the strength of 100 men, the speed of a falling star and enough power to destroy his enemies. However, he will be afflicted with an insatiable thirst to drink human blood. This ultimately leads him to embrace his destiny as the legendary vampire Dracula.

The title role is played by sexy Luke Evans (The Hobbit, Fast and the Furious 6) and co-stars Sarah Gadon and Dominic Cooper. It’s directed by first-time feature film director, Gary Shore. Watch the trailer here:

Vampire Central

vampire centralOctober is Vampire Month at Trulovestories.com and that means we’ve got you covered for all things vampire. Whether you want to tickle your funny bone with a vampire joke, read about the history of vampires in our culture or read an excerpt from the Infinity Diaries newest book–Aris Reigns, you can do all that here! Enjoy!

Vampire Jokes

Infinity Diaries Trilogy

Vampire Movie Quiz

Interview with Aris the Vampire

Horror Writer Devin Morgan

 

Only Lovers Left Alive–Trailer and Synopsis

Wrap Party for TV’s True Blood

Celebrity Couples–Anna Pacquin and Stephen Moyer

Modern Echoes of The Penny Dreadful

Archetypes, Stereotypes and Character Creation

Aris Returns Audio Book

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Buffy the Vampire Slayer

You Can Bite My Neck Anytime

Vampire Brad Pitt

Authors Share the Books That Haunt Them

True Blood(y) Mary Recipe

Who Is the Sexiest Vampire?

Vampire Unearthed!

How To Know If You’re A Vampire

Vampires: The Real History

 

 

Vampire Movie Quiz

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Think you know about vampire movies? Take our quiz below to see how smart you really are!

Dressed to Kill: Clothing Is Clue to Character

young couple dancingBy Katherine Sharma

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society,” remarked Mark Twain. Clothes, even if sketchily observed, make the fictional character, too. OK, naked characters rule in erotica, but you still want to know about clothes taken off; a tux or a leather jacket (ball gown or sundress) inspires a different fantasy. Clothing is such a key psychological and social expression that I attire characters carefully; chic, businesslike, sloppy, outmoded, provocative or thuggish, the clothes must fit the personality. I also have to decide if the character’s clothing choice is natural and unstudied, or a conscious effort to present a certain persona. And to make sure clothing is interpreted similarly by most readers, it pays to check research on clothing psychology. Consider one study that found it took only 3 seconds for people shown pictures of men in tailored suits versus off-the-rack suits to make a more favorable judgment of the strangers in tailored clothing. I guess a sophisticated hero needs a tailored suit! Fashion choices can be especially tricky for women characters, especially women in positions of authority. In another study, when people were shown pictures of faceless “senior management” women all dressed in conservative business attire, varying only slightly in terms of skirt length or blouse buttons fastened, they expressed negative opinions of the “provocative” managers (meaning only a slightly shorter skirt or an extra button undone). So, if a heroine is aiming for the executive suite, I don’t risk reader disapproval by dressing her in a tiny skirt and low-cut top, at least not at work. Clothing not only speaks to observers, it speaks to the wearer. A new outfit really can lift its owner’s spirits. And just donning the trappings of competence can improve performance: A recent study found people asked to dress in a doctor’s lab coat to perform a task were more careful and attentive than people performing the same task dressed in a painter’s smock. If you’re interested in clothing psychology, especially for women, check out Dr. Jennifer Baumgartner’s book You Are What You Wear: http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-What-Wear-Clothes/dp/0738215201

ABOUT  KATHERINE SHARMA

Katherine Sharma’s family roots are in Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas. But after her early childhood in Texas, she has moved around the country and lived in seven other states, from Virginia to Hawaii. She currently resides in California with her husband and three children. She has also traveled extensively in Europe, Africa and Asia, and makes regular visits to family in India. After receiving her bachelor’s degree. in economics and her master’s degree in journalism from the University of Michigan, Katherine worked as a newspaper and magazine writer and editor for more than 15 years. She then shifted into management and marketing roles for firms in industries ranging from outdoor recreation to insurance to direct marketing. Although Katherine still works as a marketing consultant, she is now focused on creative writing.

Vampire Jokes

laughing vampireVampire Joke 1
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Vampire Joke 2
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

Vampire Joke 3
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Vampire Joke 4
When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

Vampire Joke 5
What is a vampire’s favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

Vampire Joke 6
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

Vampire Joke 7
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

Vampire Joke 8
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

Vampire Joke 9
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

Vampire Joke 10
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

Vampire Joke 11
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Vampire Joke 12
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

Vampire Joke 13
When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

Vampire Joke 14
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

Vampire Joke 15
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

Vampire Joke 16
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

Vampire Joke 17
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

Vampire Joke 18
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

Vampire Joke 19
What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Vampire Joke 20
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

Vampire Joke 21
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

Vampire Joke 22
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

Vampire Joke 23
What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Batminton.

Vampire Joke 24
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

Vampire Joke 25
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

Vampire Joke 26
Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Vampire Joke 27
Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.

Vampire Joke 28
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

Vampire Joke 29
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Vampire Joke 30
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

Vampire Joke 31
What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

Vampire Joke 32
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

Vampire Joke 33
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

Vampire Joke 34
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

Vampire Joke 35
What do vampires have at eleven o clock every day? A coffin break.

Vampire Joke 36
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

Vampire Joke 37
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”

Vampire Joke 38
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

Vampire Joke 39
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

Vampire Joke 40
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

Vampire Joke 41
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

Vampire Joke 42
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

Vampire Joke 43
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

Vampire Joke 44
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.

Vampire Joke 45
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

Vampire Joke 46
What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

Vampire Joke 47
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.

Vampire Joke 48
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn’t fancy the stake.

Vampire Joke 49
When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

Vampire Joke 50
What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

Vampire Joke 51
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.

Vampire Joke 52
What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

Vampire Joke 53
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Vampire Joke 54
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

Vampire Joke 55
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

Vampire Joke 56
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Vampire Joke 57
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Vampire Joke 58
What’s it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

Vampire Joke 59
Where is Dracula’s American office? The Vampire State Building.

Vampire Joke 60
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

Vampire Joke 61
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

Vampire Joke 62
What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

Vampire Joke 63
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

Vampire Joke 64
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

Vampire Joke 65
What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

Vampire Joke 66
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

Vampire Joke 67
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

Vampire Joke 68
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

Vampire Joke 69
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Who’s a pretty boy then ? !

Vampire Joke 70
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

Vampire Joke 71
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

Vampire Joke 72
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they re always out for blood!

Vampire Joke 73
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

Vampire Joke 74
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Vampire Joke 75
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

Vampire Joke 76
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

Vampire Joke 77
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

Vampire Joke 78
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

Vampire Joke 79
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

Vampire Joke 80
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Vampire Joke 81
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

Vampire Joke 82
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.

Vampire Joke 83
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Vampire Joke 84
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Vampire Joke 85
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Vampire Joke 86
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite? Vein-illa.

Vampire Joke 87
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

Vampire Joke 88
What’s Dracula’s car called? A mobile blood unit.

Vampire Joke 89
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

Vampire Joke 90
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

Vampire Joke 91
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

Vampire Joke 92
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

Vampire Joke 93
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!