Vampire Unearthed!

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A male skeleton from the 13th century with a plowshare driven through its rib cage has been excavated in the eastern European region in which the first reports of vampires originated nearly a millennium ago.

“We have no doubts that once again we’re seeing an anti-vampire ritual being carried out,” Nikolay Ovcharov, a celebrity archaeologist, told the Daily Telegraph. He accidentally struck upon the burial site while excavating the remains of the much older Thracian city of Perperikon, not far from Bulgaria’s border with Greece.

Ovcharov said the 2lb (1kg) iron rod had been hammered into the chest of the man – thought to have been between 40 and 50 at the time of death – and a part of the left leg below the knee was separately placed next to the rest of the skeleton. It is presumed that the leg may have been sawn off, to stop the vampire from ‘escaping’ the grave.

Was this a real vampire? Nobody knows for sure. Read more about this dig at rt.com

Who Is the Sexiest Vampire?

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Nasty, filthy, evil creatures. That’s what vampires are. They only look beautiful on the outside, but their intentions are terribly dishonorable. They swoop down on us from the dark, they grasp us in their unbreakable grip, they suck out our blood. Sometimes they seduce us into having sex with them. Really great sex. Sometimes they even make us into one of them.

Awful. No wonder we hate and fear and despise them.

Hmm. They have inhumanly spectacular sex with us. They convert us into beautiful, seductive immortal beings. Doesn’t really sound all that bad, does it? So, if it’s going to happen, we want to ask you the question, who wouldn’t you mind getting seduced by? We’ve created a poll of the sexiest vampires that have ever graced our screens. Who do you think should win?

The Untold Story of Dracula Is Here!

dracula untoldJust when you thought you knew everything about Dracula, a new twist in the storyline has been discovered in the new film, Dracula Untold, which opens in theaters this Friday (October 10).

Rather than focus on Irish novelist Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula, the film creates an origin story for Count Dracula by portraying the story of Vlad the Impaler, who uses dark powers to protect his family and kingdom. In order to save his son, his wife Mirena and the kingdom he loves, Vlad journeys to Broken Tooth Mountain, where he encounters an ancient sorcerer, Caligula, and enters into a Faustian bargain—one that gives the prince the strength of 100 men, the speed of a falling star and enough power to destroy his enemies. However, he will be afflicted with an insatiable thirst to drink human blood. This ultimately leads him to embrace his destiny as the legendary vampire Dracula.

The title role is played by sexy Luke Evans (The Hobbit, Fast and the Furious 6) and co-stars Sarah Gadon and Dominic Cooper. It’s directed by first-time feature film director, Gary Shore. Watch the trailer here:

Vampire Central

vampire centralOctober is Vampire Month at Trulovestories.com and that means we’ve got you covered for all things vampire. Whether you want to tickle your funny bone with a vampire joke, read about the history of vampires in our culture or read an excerpt from the Infinity Diaries newest book–Aris Reigns, you can do all that here! Enjoy!

Vampire Jokes

Infinity Diaries Trilogy

Vampire Movie Quiz

Interview with Aris the Vampire

Horror Writer Devin Morgan

 

Only Lovers Left Alive–Trailer and Synopsis

Wrap Party for TV’s True Blood

Celebrity Couples–Anna Pacquin and Stephen Moyer

Modern Echoes of The Penny Dreadful

Archetypes, Stereotypes and Character Creation

Aris Returns Audio Book

Sarah Michelle Gellar is Buffy the Vampire Slayer

You Can Bite My Neck Anytime

Vampire Brad Pitt

Authors Share the Books That Haunt Them

True Blood(y) Mary Recipe

Who Is the Sexiest Vampire?

Vampire Unearthed!

How To Know If You’re A Vampire

Vampires: The Real History

 

 

Vampire Movie Quiz

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Think you know about vampire movies? Take our quiz below to see how smart you really are!

Dressed to Kill: Clothing Is Clue to Character

young couple dancingBy Katherine Sharma

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society,” remarked Mark Twain. Clothes, even if sketchily observed, make the fictional character, too. OK, naked characters rule in erotica, but you still want to know about clothes taken off; a tux or a leather jacket (ball gown or sundress) inspires a different fantasy. Clothing is such a key psychological and social expression that I attire characters carefully; chic, businesslike, sloppy, outmoded, provocative or thuggish, the clothes must fit the personality. I also have to decide if the character’s clothing choice is natural and unstudied, or a conscious effort to present a certain persona. And to make sure clothing is interpreted similarly by most readers, it pays to check research on clothing psychology. Consider one study that found it took only 3 seconds for people shown pictures of men in tailored suits versus off-the-rack suits to make a more favorable judgment of the strangers in tailored clothing. I guess a sophisticated hero needs a tailored suit! Fashion choices can be especially tricky for women characters, especially women in positions of authority. In another study, when people were shown pictures of faceless “senior management” women all dressed in conservative business attire, varying only slightly in terms of skirt length or blouse buttons fastened, they expressed negative opinions of the “provocative” managers (meaning only a slightly shorter skirt or an extra button undone). So, if a heroine is aiming for the executive suite, I don’t risk reader disapproval by dressing her in a tiny skirt and low-cut top, at least not at work. Clothing not only speaks to observers, it speaks to the wearer. A new outfit really can lift its owner’s spirits. And just donning the trappings of competence can improve performance: A recent study found people asked to dress in a doctor’s lab coat to perform a task were more careful and attentive than people performing the same task dressed in a painter’s smock. If you’re interested in clothing psychology, especially for women, check out Dr. Jennifer Baumgartner’s book You Are What You Wear: http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-What-Wear-Clothes/dp/0738215201

ABOUT  KATHERINE SHARMA

Katherine Sharma’s family roots are in Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas. But after her early childhood in Texas, she has moved around the country and lived in seven other states, from Virginia to Hawaii. She currently resides in California with her husband and three children. She has also traveled extensively in Europe, Africa and Asia, and makes regular visits to family in India. After receiving her bachelor’s degree. in economics and her master’s degree in journalism from the University of Michigan, Katherine worked as a newspaper and magazine writer and editor for more than 15 years. She then shifted into management and marketing roles for firms in industries ranging from outdoor recreation to insurance to direct marketing. Although Katherine still works as a marketing consultant, she is now focused on creative writing.

Vampire Jokes

laughing vampireVampire Joke 1
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Vampire Joke 2
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

Vampire Joke 3
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Vampire Joke 4
When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

Vampire Joke 5
What is a vampire’s favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

Vampire Joke 6
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

Vampire Joke 7
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

Vampire Joke 8
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

Vampire Joke 9
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

Vampire Joke 10
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

Vampire Joke 11
Which vampire ate the three bears porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Vampire Joke 12
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

Vampire Joke 13
When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

Vampire Joke 14
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

Vampire Joke 15
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

Vampire Joke 16
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

Vampire Joke 17
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

Vampire Joke 18
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

Vampire Joke 19
What is the vampire’s favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Vampire Joke 20
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

Vampire Joke 21
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

Vampire Joke 22
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

Vampire Joke 23
What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Batminton.

Vampire Joke 24
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

Vampire Joke 25
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

Vampire Joke 26
Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Vampire Joke 27
Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.

Vampire Joke 28
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

Vampire Joke 29
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Vampire Joke 30
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

Vampire Joke 31
What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

Vampire Joke 32
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

Vampire Joke 33
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

Vampire Joke 34
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

Vampire Joke 35
What do vampires have at eleven o clock every day? A coffin break.

Vampire Joke 36
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

Vampire Joke 37
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”

Vampire Joke 38
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

Vampire Joke 39
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

Vampire Joke 40
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

Vampire Joke 41
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

Vampire Joke 42
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.

Vampire Joke 43
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

Vampire Joke 44
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.

Vampire Joke 45
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

Vampire Joke 46
What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

Vampire Joke 47
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world’s slowest vampire.

Vampire Joke 48
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn’t fancy the stake.

Vampire Joke 49
When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

Vampire Joke 50
What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

Vampire Joke 51
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.

Vampire Joke 52
What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

Vampire Joke 53
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

Vampire Joke 54
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.

Vampire Joke 55
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.

Vampire Joke 56
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

Vampire Joke 57
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Vampire Joke 58
What’s it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.

Vampire Joke 59
Where is Dracula’s American office? The Vampire State Building.

Vampire Joke 60
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

Vampire Joke 61
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

Vampire Joke 62
What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire.

Vampire Joke 63
What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people.

Vampire Joke 64
What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.

Vampire Joke 65
What does Dracula say to his victims? It’s been nice gnawing you.

Vampire Joke 66
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.

Vampire Joke 67
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

Vampire Joke 68
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!

Vampire Joke 69
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, Who’s a pretty boy then ? !

Vampire Joke 70
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

Vampire Joke 71
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

Vampire Joke 72
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they re always out for blood!

Vampire Joke 73
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!

Vampire Joke 74
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

Vampire Joke 75
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

Vampire Joke 76
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !

Vampire Joke 77
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !

Vampire Joke 78
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !

Vampire Joke 79
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !

Vampire Joke 80
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Vampire Joke 81
What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

Vampire Joke 82
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I don’t know but it would slow him down.

Vampire Joke 83
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Vampire Joke 84
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

Vampire Joke 85
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Vampire Joke 86
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite? Vein-illa.

Vampire Joke 87
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

Vampire Joke 88
What’s Dracula’s car called? A mobile blood unit.

Vampire Joke 89
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

Vampire Joke 90
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

Vampire Joke 91
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

Vampire Joke 92
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

Vampire Joke 93
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What Your Husband Does On A Business Trip

hotelHe may not be quite as innocent as he seems!

The flight attendant glided down the aisle, taking drink orders. “Would your wife care for a beverage?” she queried, referring to my seat companion, who was dozing.

“I don’t really know,” I responded. I didn’t correct the stewardess’s incorrect presumption of our marital status. She could be forgiven for not realizing that we were traveling from continent to continent hardly knowing one another. The truth was, I had met Britney only six days before.

I was the director of marketing for one of our country’s largest conglomerates. We had chosen to expand into the cosmetic industry, and we had made a provisional deal to acquire a noted brand name. It was privately owned, available for purchase, and we had leaped at the opportunity. We were entering the final twenty days of our due diligence examination of their company to assure ourselves that there were no unpleasant surprises. Their finances looked solid, and their U.S. operation was fine. I just needed to spend two weeks in Japan, their second-largest market, to ascertain that all was satisfactory there.

Although I was perfectly capable of evaluating the company’s marketing and advertising, I  had no competency in judging the quality of their product line. Certainly, there was no one within the conglomerate with that kind of knowledge. It had not been easy to find someone with the cosmetic product expertise who could fly to Japan with me for a couple of weeks.

However, fortuitously, the beauty editor of an international fashion magazine had recently announced her retirement. The publisher had brought in an experienced editor to fill the vacancy, causing Britney, the young, talented associate beauty editor, to resign her position. The timing was perfect for me. Britney was fully knowledgeable about cosmetic and skincare products, and she was available for my two-week assignment.

When I had interviewed Britney the week before, it’d seemed to be an easy decision for each of us. I required her expertise, and she appeared to be interested in the well-paying project. Only at the end of the interview had there been any complication.

“The assignment sounds fascinating.” She had hesitated a moment, and then added, “Do I understand that you and I would be traveling together to Tokyo for two weeks?” She was pleasant, but wary. “Alone?”

I nodded. “Yes. Would that be a problem?”

“I want you to know that I’m engaged,” she said earnestly.

“Well, that makes us even. I’m married, with two darling little daughters.” It was technically correct, although my wife and I had been experiencing major marital problems, and we were planning to separate upon my return from Japan. Still, I figured that I had better not mention any of that if I wanted Britney to accept the assignment. “Britney, please don’t worry. We have an important job to do here. This trip is all about business, and nothing more.”

She paused. “I would like to discuss it with my fiancé. May I give you a final answer tomorrow?”

I agreed.

The following morning, she had accepted. Over the next couple of days, I made arrangements and booked appointments in Japan. Now, we were in the sky, taking the long flight from New York to Tokyo.

“I’d love a Diet Coke,” the sleepy voice next to me spoke. I had ordered a scotch, and we spent the next couple of hours getting to know each other.

Britney had graduated from Vassar with a major in art history. During the ten years since college, she’d worked in product development and product management, first at Estee Lauder, and then at Revlon before joining the magazine staff. She had not traveled since her junior year in college, which she’d spent in Florence, Italy. The opportunity to see Japan was tremendously exciting for her, she told me.

I was incredulous. This extremely attractive, fashionable New Yorker had not traveled at all during the past ten years. She shopped at Bergdorf’s and Henri Bendel, was familiar with the finest restaurants of Manhattan, and knew the city’s museums and galleries intimately. And yet, she really had very little exposure to the world.

“Why have you chosen to stay so close to home?” I asked her.

“Damon doesn’t really enjoy traveling.”

“Damon is your fiancé, I assume? How long have you two been together?”

“We’ve been engaged for eight years.”

I had never heard of an eight-year engagement. I tried not to let my astonishment show. “How does that happen? Do you live together?” I asked gingerly.

“We see each other on weekends. Damon’s a brilliant oncologist. He doesn’t want to get married until he’s fully established. What about you?”

I told her about my career, in which I’d alternated between the advertising agency world and client-side employment at marketing-oriented companies. I was only a few years older than she was, but I’d been married for ten years. Now, the marriage was ending, but I didn’t mention that  to Britney. I showed her photographs of my two daughters.

“What’s your wife like?”

I described my wife, a lovely lady, a marvelous mother, and an avid and talented teacher in the suburbs. I commuted from our home in Westchester to work in New York City. I avoided telling Britney about how my wife and I had grown apart. Somehow, I felt that that would have seemed to contradict my original conversation with her. At any rate, perhaps she sensed my marital problems.

“I think loyalty is the most important thing between a man and a woman,” Britney said.

“More important than love?”

“Perhaps.”

“I suspect you would add patience and perseverance to your attribute list,” I rejoined, referring to her lengthy engagement.

She laughed. “Touché.”

By the time we landed in Tokyo, we’d discussed our upcoming schedules for the next two weeks. Britney would be visiting the cosmetic company’s Japanese manufacturing operation; she would be conducting store checks at the retailers that stocked their products; and she would be interviewing Japanese consumers to the extent that language permitted. I would be spending my time at the company’s offices, and at their distributors and advertising agencies. We would each have full schedules.

Our plane touched down at Narita Airport. Britney and I were tired, well-fed, and now good friends. The cosmetics company had sent two people to collect us and our bags, and to escort us to our hotel. For the first time, it occurred to me how much they were determined that I enjoy this trip; the acquisition was very important to them.

We checked into the Hotel Okura. As I signed the registration form for our two rooms, the man behind the counter glanced quickly at Britney, then turned to me and said in a soft-spoken, dignified manner, “Perhaps you would prefer a larger, double room, sir.”

I may have hesitated imperceptibly, but I remembered well what I had committed to Britney at our very first meeting. “No, thank you. Separate rooms, please.”

Our rooms were next to one another. We each unpacked, showered, changed, and then met  to explore the hotel. This would be our home for the next two weeks, and we walked a bit outside to get some fresh air and to become oriented to the Roppongi district in which the hotel was located. It wasn’t until we returned to our rooms that we discovered that there was a connecting door between them.

“I thought that registration clerk had a gleam in his eye,” Britney mused. By now, we were comfortable enough with one another to laugh at that unintended feature of our accommodations.

Exhausted, we were ready for sleep. We had appointments the next morning, Britney at the company’s manufacturing facility, and I at their business offices. So we made arrangements to have an early room service breakfast in my room, and then I wished her good night at her door.

“You could stay with me tonight, if you’d like,” I said, jokingly.

“This trip is all about business,” she reminded me. We shared a friendly hug.

At breakfast the next morning, we made plans to meet for dinner that night. Then we caught taxis for our respective destinations.

During the next few days, I had one meeting after another. As was typical of so many international companies in Japan, Japanese executives filled the cosmetics company’s senior positions, and the middle-management people were generally Americans. I spent time with each of them. I met also with the owners of the five distributor firms that were responsible for selling the company’s products in Japan. This particular company is truly an anomaly in Japan, since it is one of only a few U.S. companies that were introduced into the country prior to World War II. As a result, it is a fixture in Japanese culture, more similar to Japanese beauty brands, such as Shiseido and Kao, than to more recent American arrivals, such as Revlon.

Britney was fully occupied, as well. She spent her days talking to the production people, observing the manufacturing process, and reviewing samples of the company’s products, as well as those of their competitors.

There was one major unforeseen circumstance. Each of the company executives expected to entertain me during my stay. In their male-oriented business society, that meant that I was required to spend every night socializing with men without their wives. When I once suggested that Britney join us, the social rules of the Japanese business environment were explained to me: Britney was no welcomer than were my hosts’ wives.

To adjust to this situation, I developed an unusual schedule for each day. Britney and I would begin the mornings with room service breakfast in my room. Then we would depart for our business agendas. She and I would reconvene in the early evenings and have dinner together in one of the Roppongi restaurants. I would usually begin with a scotch, and Britney, always the nondrinker, would order a Coca Cola. We would share stories from our respective workdays over robatayaki or kaiseki or sushi, finishing with the omnipresent green-tea ice cream. We always ended with her admonition to me to behave myself in the wicked city, as I kissed her good night at the door of her hotel room.

man massagecropI wasn’t pleased about indulging in two dinners each day, but I had little choice. Britney needed to be fed, and I couldn’t insult my Japanese hosts by declining their invitations. After leaving Britney, I would proceed to the lobby, meet my evening’s host, and begin that night’s socializing. We would inevitably dine at a fancy restaurant and follow with the customary drinking at a hostess bar, or, one time, at a fabled geisha bar. After a particularly heavy round of drinking one night, I was taken to a sento, a public bath, for what my host assured me was the perfect antidote to any potential hangover—a bath administered by an attractive young lady, culminating in her blow-drying and styling my hair while I was still in the tub!

woman hotelEach morning, I would describe the previous night’s activities to Britney over breakfast. She usually entered my room through the interior door, and most often, her breakfast attire was the hotel-supplied, white, terrycloth robe, wrapped tightly around her. Our relationship had evolved to the point where seeing one another at breakfast and dinner was the best part of our days. However, the ground rules had been established, and morning and evening hugs and kisses were the extent of our physical relationship.

At the end of the first week, I had planned a surprise for Britney. Since we had no business scheduled over the weekend, I had arranged a three-day sightseeing trip. Late Friday afternoon, we boarded the bullet train from Tokyo to Kyoto. The train rushed through the Japanese countryside, allowing us a glimpse of majestic Mt. Fuji in the distance.

Britney was thrilled by the train trip. She had enjoyed Tokyo, despite the obligatory early endings to her evenings. Now, she was traveling through Japan to Kyoto, the country’s greatest treasure.

“This is extraordinary; I’ve never known anything like it, you know,” Britney said as we pulled into the Shin-Osaka station, a twenty-minute taxi ride from Kyoto.

“I’m glad.” I’d been feeling guilty all week about my socializing while she was confined to her hotel room. I wanted desperately to please this lovely, attractive woman.

As the taxi arrived at our hotel, I turned to Britney. “I suppose you would like us to have separate rooms here, too.” I had booked two rooms, but I had not mentioned that to her.

Her voice was soft. “I really think we should. It’s what loyalty and commitment are all about.”

japanese gardensFor the next three days, we filled every available hour with viewing the attractions of the area: the stunning Kiyomizu and Heian Shrines, the glorious Kinkakuji and Ryoanji Temples, Kyoto’s Imperial Palace, the Nijo Castle, and a side trip to Nara, where we strolled through Nara Park and fed the deer. During the evenings, we dined leisurely, free from our weekday constraints of early, rushed dinners. We had experienced Kyoto’s beautiful sights, breathtaking architecture and gardens, and absorbed so much Japanese history, culture, and tradition.

Our train carried us back to Tokyo late Monday afternoon. “I never thought I would love a place as much as I loved Florence,” Britney said. She sipped her Coca Cola and turned to me. “You really know how to make a lady happy.”

“It’s not me; it’s the Coke,” I teased. I was feeling pretty pleased, too.

We had four more days of intensive work in Tokyo. Britney spent much of her time in the city’s enormous department stores: Isetan, Matsuya, Tobu, and Seibu. She interviewed the incredibly polite women and girls who were customers in the stores about their opinions of the cosmetic company’s cosmetic and skincare products. I visited the company’s advertising agencies. I met also with the people at the research and retail audit company, to confirm the company’s market share.

By the following Friday, we had completed our work. It had been an intense and thorough analysis. At the end of the day, Britney and I said our final farewells to our respective company contacts, as the hotel’s secretarial staff typed up Britney’s report to me.

On Saturday, I packed my things, including the silk kimonos I had purchased for my wife and daughters. Britney and I taxied to the airport, boarded our plane, and flew toward home.

Seated on the plane, we discussed our enthusiasm for the company’s Japanese operation. There could be no doubt that it would be a valuable part of the conglomerate. For some reason, the flight of more than twelve hours seemed particularly short upon our return. Perhaps it was our gaining the extra day; flying over, we had lost a day to the International Date Line, and now, we were given it back. More likely, though, it was the ease with which Britney and I related. This woman, to whom I’d been so attracted for two weeks, was now my friend. She had not only done an outstanding job on the business assignment, but she’d taught me so much about loyalty and commitment. Indeed, I realized, suddenly, that I would give my marriage another fervent try.

I reached into my briefcase and extracted the souvenir I’d intended for Britney. I gave her the Coke bottle I’d been carrying; it was covered with Japanese characters.

“Just one of a hundred you emptied,” I told her, grinning.

As we landed, she handed me a wrapped gift. After unwrapping it, I found an art book entitled: Japanese Erotic Prints Through The Centuries. The enclosed card was inscribed to me: The one area NOT covered on this trip!

Britney touched my arm. “Thank you for the experience of my life. Let me know what happens with the company.”

I assured her that I would.

I caught only a glimpse of Damon’s back at the airport before I met my wife with an embrace. That night, I told her that I thought we should give our marriage another chance. We had made a commitment to one another, I said, and we should find a way to make it work.

The middle of the next week, the president of the conglomerate, the director of finance, and I presented our purchase recommendation to the board of directors. The Board approved it, and a month later, the cosmetics company became a new division of our conglomerate.

After the Board presentation, I wandered back to my office, and, as I accessed my voicemail messages in habitual fashion, I heard the familiar voice: Britney. I listened carefully.

“It was an incredible trip. I learned so much from you—most importantly, about myself. I broke up last night with Damon, something I should’ve done long ago. I hope you call me, but, please—call only if you’re interested in a serious relationship with me.”

I took a deep breath as I looked toward the telephone. I sat for a couple of minutes. Then I headed out the door of my office and made my way to the commuter train. My wife and I were to have dinner that night, as we began our reconciliation effort.

New York is a big city, and I lost track of what happened to Britney.

That doesn’t mean I never wondered.

Taken from the September 2003 Issue of True Love Magazine

Unidentified Object Is Our Story of The Week

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At Never Liked It Anyway, you sell all the stuff you’re left with when a relationship ends so you can feel better faster. Simple, right? We get some funny stories, sad stories and everything in between. Our favorite story this week goes a little something like this…

This poor guy was left with a strange, unidentified object that he found while cleaning under his couch. He has no idea what it is (we think it’s a sock bun). Yet he has hopes that it will be worth something and something big!

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Why We Love It: The hope that perhaps, weirdly, this piece of plastic might be worth a lot! Now that’s a bit of positive thinking we can all learn from!

Our Wish: We hope that when he cleans under another item, maybe his bed, that he finds a big, fat, gold ring. Now that would be awesome!

It Could Be Yours: If you want to find out more about this mysterious object, or make a bid, go to NeverLkedItAnyway.com/What the Hell

What Else Is Hot This Week: We’re loving this wedding ring set! Such beautiful diamonds… 14K White Gold Wedding Ring

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Never Liked It Anyway is the eBay for breakups. A place to buy, sell and tell all things ex so you feel better faster. Going strong since 2012, it’s a fun, pro-active and positive way to move on from those dreaded breakups we all go through.

The Feng Shui of Breakups

BreakupBy Annabel Acton

Breakups are a pretty destructive force. But like any form of destruction, they leave space and opportunity to recreate, reinvent and renew. New friendships, new patterns, new experiences and new lives. I started the website neverlikeditanyway.com to help accelerate the moving on process. The website works like an eBay for breakups. You basically sell all the stuff you’re left with when a relationship ends. It was designed to be cathartic, positive and proactive — basically, everything breakups aren’t!

We have some people selling some meaningful stuff — like an engagement ring set for the reasonable breakup price of $6,000. “I thought I had found my prince charming, but it turns out he was looking for a mom not a princess.”

We also have people selling some strange stuff, like a bottle of ketchup for a grand total of $1. “I just don’t like the stuff and now that he’s gone, it’s perfectly reasonable to assume his stuff should also go.”

I had a feeling in my bones that it was a sensible idea. I mean, why would you want to hang on to souvenirs and reminders of a love lost? However, I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Dana Claudat of the Tao of Dana. She’s an inspirational expert in Feng Shui and helped explain, in a more articulate manner, why selling breakup baggage is a good idea.

Dana made a real and clear connection between our physical surroundings and our emotional state. This was the first time this had really made sense to me. She explained it simply and beautifully.

Your space is a mirror of your life. During a breakup, there is usually a period of review: “Why did this happen? How did I create (or allow!) this to happen? And the answer to that life review, more extensive than a few questions, can be found in your space.

She then went on to explain that how we dress our spaces is often a reflection of what’s going on with our lives. Whatever energy we create through our spaces, we replicate in the real world.

A person who dwells in fantasy (and fantasy relationships) often has a very airy-fairy, ethereal sense of space and may need more heavy objects and solid colors and even an area rug to create a sense of being grounded and more physically present.

Or you may find that you are living with tons of clutter in your space and you have, similarly, attracted a partner who has chaos in some ways. Clear that clutter for yourself and keep it clear. You will find far more clarity in keeping your space free of obstacles.

While this might sound a bit tricky to get your head around, if you really think about it makes sense. For most of the objects in my house, I can tell you a little story about them. Some are positive stories and reflections of who I am and where I am headed. Others are more binding, restricting and reflect a time in my life I’m happy to have moved on from. Yet they remain in my house. And therefore in my psyche.

“When you clear out the old, you stop constantly triggering yourself and sticking in this emotional energy pattern of the past,” Dana says.

Clearing out and selling these souvenirs of your old life, and your old love, feels like a necessary step towards healing and moving on. Not doing so almost seems like going swimming with clothes on. You’re just making it harder for yourself. The great thing about this way of thinking, is that it has application well beyond breakups. When you think about who you are and where you’re headed, it’s important to clear the way for what you want to grow into; not reflect a past that perhaps is weighing you down.

Annabel Acton BIO

Annabel Acton is the founder of Never Liked It Anyway — a place to buy, sell and tell all things ex (as in exes) so you feel better faster. Going strong since 2012, it’s a fun, pro-active and positive way to move on from those dreaded breakups we all go through. Annabel is a creative strategist, entrepreneur, innovator and globe trotter. With her Never Liked It Anyway project, she’s committed to finding new and exciting ways to help people get back to fabulous.